Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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teaandgoss101

Fucking he’ll how many pics do we need of that tree . Just shows he has absolutely no content what so ever.
 
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Duchesspink

My 7yr old daughter would adore his candy cane tree but what adult would be in to that? It always makes me laugh that the lights are battery operated on it.
 
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Sloppys

It’s not an actual oodie though us it. It’s a knock off primark version.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Costa should ban him for that kind of behaviour in their cafe.
First glance I thought it was a white company bag forgot he wouldn't have enough petty cash to spend on their nightwear.
Bought himself a Primark reusable bag £30 in total for Primark today, Costa £15/£20
He literally can't have a day at home with spending.
 
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bigmouth1927

Ooo hens! Am only just surfacing. Had a wee night of excess. Take me back!
Updates don't disappoint as usual.

Could do with some of Deeks devil dust to mop kick me into next week. So aye.

Tonsa love!

thatsnotstrictlytrue said:
THATS NOT EVEN A TREE
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Well quite! Its just a gaggle of fucking tat that looks wobblier than Maid Marions arse cheeks.
 
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avabella

teaandgoss101 said:
Just caught up on Marion’s stories but see this first and genuinely thought this is the book he was showing off to I watched his stories pahahahah. Like why was I so accepting that Marion had a ginger bread sex book
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Me too! I was so confused
 
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airyfairy76

Didn’t him and Deek both get gifted actual Oodies / Snuggys a couple of years ago? Never to be seen since?
 
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laynelo_

*proceeds tae put ma oodie in the bin*

fucking cunt. What does he need one for anyway? He’s defo got his heating on at near boiling point
 
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twilightgarden

laynelo_ said:
*proceeds tae put ma oodie in the bin*

fucking cunt. What does he need one for anyway? He’s defo got his heating on at near boiling point
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Maybe there’s nothing on the meter hen. After all, he did spend his cost of living payment on his eyebrows and in B&M
 
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G&TGal II

Completely off topic but I was waiting for paint to dry - I jest not.
No much wonder Oddie McKnight fills his stories with 'utter vibes' of winter wonderland scenes when the first image that google brings up if you search his address - kindly confirmed by 'I Mario' with his MDF bespoke cut out of 'Christmas at no ??' - is the following.
If the polis are regular visitors to the area maybe they could give him a lift home after work.
 

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laynelo_

You are a nasty troll hen that close is his safe space so aye!!!!
 
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muscadet

Yaaaas he’s having a lambrini, love it when he gets pissed up and starts ranting. Parking masel in this lane with a wee Rioja and buckling up for a night of hilarity hopefully
 
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mammaof3

'''Wrapped'' his presents! Thought he was all done and dusted at Easter.

Mario proofread ya stories before you post them ya moran.

 
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teaandgoss101

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I really hope he models that 'Oddie' for us
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I’m sad he didn’t get the mushroom one they have on sale. He could have played sport the real mushroom with Deeks

He has poured a wee wine. I give it 45 mins before we get drunken dots of doom broadcast from his brick sofa .

Are our drunk Marion translators on standby ?
 
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