Looks like he's drugged and bound Derek and is keeping him in a padded cell! #freederek
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Bespoke Plush Padded Cell that is
Itโs such a weird photo to take and then share with thousands of strangers. I hate the way he takes photos of Derek sleeping, itโs such an invasion of his privacy, I bet he never asks him if he is okay to post it.
Mazda asleep be like.....
duck, that couch must be miserable to nap on!! We know that Derek is 5ft tall and he looks as twisted as a pretzel lying there.
Should have kept your old couch Martian!
Should have kept your old couch Martian!
That couch looks as hard as a brick and the most uncomfortable thing ever. I agree Marion is a waste of skin. I hope that he loses his job at Debenhams 
. I know that everyone has different levels of education and grammar skills, however you would think he would learn to spell a bit better or at least try to make sense. But he is still an annoying chinless twit and so forth. So aye
. I know that everyone has different levels of education and grammar skills, however you would think he would learn to spell a bit better or at least try to make sense. But he is still an annoying chinless twit and so forth. So ayeThis was an ad as I was scrolling just now, for a second I thought it was Marioโs fingers
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Get Derek to stick his Boaby in it
Advice from Dr Sooze. Your eye healed months ago, and this won't affect it you attention seeking light bulbed headed cretin.
I imagine Google says bathe eye in warm salty water...? Get some antibiotic cream over the counter at a pharmacy. Oh let's face it, nobody but nobody cares.
My bill is in the post.
Everybody catching this corona virus n heโs going to get his eye checked cos heโs got a stye 
Someone message him and tell him to do a zoflora eye bath 
So aye/Sore Eye
So aye/Sore Eye
Ffs. Can't he Google the total time wasting idiot.Everybody catching this corona virus n heโs going to get his eye checked cos heโs got a stye
Derek prob poked him in the eye while he was asleep for nicking one of heโs cream eggs!!Someone message him and tell him to do a zoflora eye bath
So aye/Sore Eye
When he does, he'll share with his lovelies how they too can find anything out by using something called 'Google' and he'll encourage youse all to do this to help this small online business oot!
Marion really proves the old saying true, doesn't he?
'Empty vessels make the most noise'
'Empty vessels make the most noise'
staying if Instagram but doing plenty of reposting. Gobshite
Who does he think he's going to consult ffs. Everybody at every hospital is working on corona patients, GPS are shut, 111 will hopefully tell him to duck off. It's like saying he had a broken leg lasy year, so he's phoning 999 for a pimple on his leg.
Vein is throbbing in my temple.
Vein is throbbing in my temple.
Heโs far too important for that
I've tagged him in a post. Block incoming. Inexcusable behaviour.Heโs far too important for that
Blocked in a minute. How can that be though, his poorly eye is hanging out on its stalk, the queen's eye surgeon is being helicoptered to paisley. He SAID he was off insta today. Its all a mystery.
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hope hes not got kerrycarona virus of the eyeEverybody catching this corona virus n heโs going to get his eye checked cos heโs got a stye
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