Prince Charles has thanked the public for hundreds of get well messages.
duck me Melv gets thousands, he's more popular than the heir to the throne!
duck me Melv gets thousands, he's more popular than the heir to the throne!
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Saint marion has took calm tablets and its took his anxiety and calmness away 
I know looks aren’t everything, but he’s definitely punching! Derek can do much better than selfish all about me Mario. He is quite lucky to have Derek
I wonder what the teens on tiktok are making of oor Melvin, with his strangler fingers and child catcher face?
Claiming it’s not like him to have some over dramatised imaginary health issue?
If you turn over in the night he could have your eye out with that bleeping beak!!!
His Rihanna Tik tok 
I’ve never wanted to punch him more
I’ve never wanted to punch him moreHe needs to grow up. Stupid boy! You carry on trying to convince yourself your not a Waste of skin, we know different!
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Also you can’t YOUSE his discount code on the reduced goods 
I’m going back to work 
I’m going back to work 
Was just coming on here to say this!Saint marion has took calm tablets and its took his anxiety and calmness away
What a tit.The tablets are that good they’ve taken his calmness away
Poor Mario, the possible Paisley Poltergeist doesn’t like him and neither does the cat! It isn’t growling randomly Mario, it’s probably growling at you
just have to hope Derek comes to his senses next.
havent been able to brave the rest of his stories yet. Think I need some crissss for sustenance first
They're checking if he's on a register.
I've shouted at my phone over the amount of people now describing real anxiety, as opposed to the widespread poor ickle me swipe up of before. The faking Insta arses.
‘As of the moment’ what?!
does this mean Mario will no longer have his own bespoke scent or is he using lockdown time to create a new one
christ can you imagine the whiff? Eau de armpits and ball sweat‘As of the moment’ what?!
does this mean Mario will no longer have his own bespoke scent or is he using lockdown time to create a new one
Six months time, he'll be in that flat, muttering I was big on insta, wearing his threadbare grey hoosecoat. Derek will have run away with a sexy Dr he met in the marks ready meal aisle, curry, three for two. they'll be living in the Drs big hoose, with a coonservatory. Derek took Rayn and the shark, changed the password on Mario's insta.
Ha! Lying twit... He's just said "Disney+ is about the same price as Netflix... So I bought that!"
Busted ya wee fanneh, wasn't a present of Derek at all was it? Prick
Two things:
1. Da fuc is a ‘decanter’ bottle?
2. I now realise I have zero tolerance for people that put their Tik Toks on insta.
That is all.
1. Da fuc is a ‘decanter’ bottle?
2. I now realise I have zero tolerance for people that put their Tik Toks on insta.
That is all.
first time logging on after 2 weeks due to C19 - up the wall in work - This made me smile - so it's official he's not all he's cracked up to be - haven't even looked at his page so any highlights let me know
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