I’m pissing myself at this
think he’s been on the old Mary Jane tonightI really love derek he’s so cute and oblivious
Don’t bleeping blame him tbf. You’d need some sort of brain numbing substance to get through a day with marcantonio 
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Don’t bleeping blame him tbf. You’d need some sort of brain numbing substance to get through a day with marcantonio 
Bespoke, as in ripped off cheap knockoff.So bespoke and boujie
Haha omg yes but I don’t have the same brazen attitude to beg for orders haha!have they tried to ‘recruit’ you into their life changing opportunity yet?
Marios Facebook is also quite the laugh.
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When you go to search for st melv on Facebook and this is the first result
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If only 500 people would unfollow him so he can go below the 90k he was celebrating this weekend. Can I use one of my wishes for that please?
Report all the bots.
That bleeping stupid pout
those bleeping eyebrows!!!!
Hahahahaha don’t ya love it??
slagging off Primark
The bleep is never out of his bespoke Primani flesh coloured costume now And what is that skunk stripe all about. God preserve me 
omg - dyingWhen you go to search for st melv on Facebook and this is the first result
He never did show us the promised close up and inner workings of said books* did he?
*badly covered cereal boxes
I know right! I reckon the top one says CHAVHe never did show us the promised close up and inner workings of said books* did he?
*badly covered cereal boxes
New profile pic who dis
"So many of you have asked....."
I know I follow strangers on Instagram, for whatever reason, never once have I felt the need / considered being arsed to send an email asking a question. If I was genuinely interested in anything I would just comment under the pic.
Am I in the minority or do people really ask influencers where they bought their hoover and what model?
I know I follow strangers on Instagram, for whatever reason, never once have I felt the need / considered being arsed to send an email asking a question. If I was genuinely interested in anything I would just comment under the pic.
Am I in the minority or do people really ask influencers where they bought their hoover and what model?
No debates please!
All said with a skinny pointed finger
I've never known anyone go on an as many journeys as him....all without leaving the hoose!!!
I think he said once when he collected her it was raining! As boring as that!
Yeah it was raining so Derek suggested they call her Rain and Mario wanted to bling it up to changed it to Rayn. Honestly whenever I type it autocorrect changes it to Ryan so I just call her that 
So they could have called her spitting, pissing it down, drizzle.Yeah it was raining so Derek suggested they call her Rain and Mario wanted to bling it up to changed it to Rayn. Honestly whenever I type it autocorrect changes it to Ryan so I just call her that
*gets coat*
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