Derek's Boaby will be smelling of spring awakeningI know it’s shouldn’t but I get so stressed when he does a walk around video of the flat. There is just shit on shit on shit.
boxes, with a throw ‘casually’ placed on them, with a tray on that and then flowers on that! Why man!?
Is the new anti crease shite a new bedside table feature. Probably use it as lube for his crinkly arsehole later
Been lurking since the beginning, you all brighten up my day on this threadBeen lurking for months..Marion is so fake it’s unreal. I’ve only followed him for a few months...but looking back in his ‘highlights’ it’s like two different people. If you’re wanting to reek o patter Marion, delete your highlights and so forth. You canni stick a bunch of daffodils in an arse hole and call it a vase.
Totally spotted this!Whenever he goes to home bargains and picks up even more tat I'm genuinely surprised he has any space left to cram it in. Like that random candle stick thing he got the other day that's just sitting next to the radiator cover - what's the point?! It's endless. Also did anyone else spot that the radiator cover was like propped up on some bits of wood? I'm guessing it wasn't fitted properly in the first place
Same with the rug, he gave it a frame justWhy doesn’t he move the shit off his kitchen sides and clean the whole of the top! Not around it. Fuck sake! And wasn’t it said he didn’t do any cleaning!
Yes, perfectly held up by two blocks of polystyrene. Fuck's sake MarionTotally spotted this!
He will have measured for the cover the same way he measured for the doll mirror. 10 inches Marion? Really?
‘Turmoil’ I’m tucking dying here!!!!! This thread is hands down, outright the funniest thing in my life. Aye, well apart from Marion, so aye and so forth.You can tell he's still absolutely buzzing oot his tits with the Daily Bugle piece but he'll be back to his pissy best when he's getting up to go to work this week and wee Dezza's chillin on his week off.
Melvin spent his own week off in turmoil getting the decoring prep done and will plague Dezza for having it easy by comparison.
What’s even stranger is they both took their socks off and is that a pair of undies under the first pair! Detty Randy bastardsYES!!!!! I’m dying
What the fuck are these socks all about?! All those romantic 80’s rock ballads making the gin fuelled hobbits frisky....?
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Puir wee Rayyyyyynnnnn. She must need to zoflora her eyeballs and memory.What’s even stranger is they both took their socks off and is that a pair of undies under the first pair! Detty Randy bastards
Beautiful cake stand sitting on the radiator that he’s got bespokedTotally spotted this!
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