Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Awh hen naw that's absaloote abuse there! Poor Deek. No wonder he's smoking an Ounce a week 🫠

I take it personally hen cause I love the footie

 

[MrsSellyourSoul]

I couldn't love this anymore

Memories are treasure that are planted in our hearts .

Spending more of Derek's money.

And for anyone old enough to remember Bill and Ben the flowerpot men, that's all l could see with those ugly boots

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Pop up little weed

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

I hope he gives us entertainment this weekend

 

[mrsbucket]

What thread was his birthday on my lovelie? I missed it last year and wanted to get tae know

Thread 42 ma lovelie. Hope you've got your criss and joos ready xoxo

 

[Cinpab]

20 August: Treatit hiself for the wiki

- Washing basket £19
- 3 glass jars £10.50

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He has spent around £450 on all the hauls and treats he's shown since his autumn haul last weekend!! But he does nay spend much. - his own quote

Absolute joke honestly

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

How funny wud it be if he actually scraped the money together to go and wee Deek took his hash stash. Ah'd luv tae see a bespoke arrest at the airport, the new Peru 2!

I'm sure a tattler will be able to manifest it for us!

 

[Madge2022]

Why does he need not one, but TWO pairs of Timberlands? Is the hike to B&M really that treacherous?

All these shoe ghosts of Mario past - where do they go?! The Goochees? The New Balance Trainers? The millions of other trainers? The sliders? WHERE does he store them all in the bedsit?!

I think he wears them once for the gram and then returns them. And is a proper Karen about it in the shops.

Edit: I wonder if he has Depop?

Oh ffs ah'd luv a Martin Depop jurney

Mr Isa, kids and I plus a small dog don't even make our floors manky like that, but we take shoes off at door even if we don't with flash floors wipes our floors still aren't that manky
I'm not being posh saying shoes of at door just gives me dirty ground, dog shit, snails, mud etc ma hame, ma rules nae debates

Ur ye oan a wee Japanese jurney Isa hen, they huv a nae shoes oan ma bespoke flairs rule as well.

 

[doreenforeen]

Aye I don't mind wee Betty giving him an obnoxious shouldering! Poor woman was just making sure she had her shopping bag with her.

Having dealt with Martin in person I'm blown away he thinks he's a decent person. He is rude, arrogant, cheeky as fuck and the look of absolute disgust he has for people is infuriating.

Should have smacked him one. Will always regret it. Back in ma lain I go.

I’m also another person who has del

Ah've read it aw noo'

Honestly man, canni believe that, pure clutching ma bespoke beak



Ah think Miss Greedychops does this, unless it's just people sending messages to her stories. Martin disnae allow that and nae debates.

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How did ye get such an exclusive? Is that the electric bin he washed in the shower and it's no longer electric

Ah thought it wae Madge aff Benidorm at first glance. So aye

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looks more like Janice

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Maz is a scheme burd. He should be on snakebite and blackcurrants so aye Nae debates

Aye n so forth dawl.

 

[Lim1947]

This needs to be thread title suggestion !

All credit to @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow chanting you oan fae the rooftops lassie!

 

[SuzyE]

The post about him wanting 3K from Trinny confirmed he's obviously another greedy wannabe. Mario, he's all yours mate

 

[MaidMarion]

How long have they been engaged?

I'm sure they've been engaged 4 yrs, the pic he posted was posted also in 2019 saying 1st anniversary of engagement, not sure how long they were together before engagement.

 

[doreenforeen]

It’s always separately?? (talking about him n deeks dirty washin )wit does that even mean he really is brain deed

 

[maidmaz]

Are we going oan a wee door handle jurrrney ma hens

Nah this comment bet the old painted on one is on the other side

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Hi all my lovelies, usually I just clutch my beak reading this thread but thought I'd share a screenshot behind the kitchen door. Lovely bespoke home bargains bag on the door and a cat litter box... lovely smell to be welcomed with. Anyways still waiting on Marian to show us all how she cleans his baby gurls litter tray so aye happy Monday to youse all

Can shitting right where food is prepped... Nice that's seems very hygienic That is all back in ma ain lane I go

 

[SuzyE]

Fuck Off

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I think he's been on here?!.

Maz, you're such a thick bastard

 

[Pandasnooks]

Saw this oan the app that isnae ma joab, ah'm struggling tae wurk oot which wan Martin is.

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He's below average then

 

[twilightgarden]

@Whenthelightsturntostars Wrong lain thread hen?

 

[SuzyE]

The wealth of not cutting your own hair. Did you pay out of petty cash ma lovelie.

Yes, including her tip

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Are you still on they bespoke tramadol hen??

No! Surgery and physio have worked an actual miracle. *Whispers* I'm actually a v boring old woman. Don't tell anyone.