Babybail93
VIP Member
You won’t be saying that hen when your meter is eating your 50p and you have no petty cash left to waste on shite
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lauhlauhlauh
Chatty Member
The message from the weirdo saying he has the dream home - it’s either him messaging himself or it’s a wan of youse Trolls. Nobody, literally nobody, thinks that derelict prefab is a dream hoose.
mrsbucket
VIP Member
I did let a "smell the wealth" slip oot the other day when my colleague mentioned my M&S lunch. He looked at me like I had two heedsDoes anyone else catch themselves nearly hitting out with a "nae debates" or a "no ma quote" in actual conversation? Or am I just losing the place entirely
menopausalmargrit
VIP Member
The Ninja will be a novelty like everything else he buys - velvetiser, cereal dispenser, hot chocolate station (damaged due to a leaking boiler…), shoe storage station, ring door bell to name a few.
witchofwestbyfleet
VIP Member
I can't remember what it's called but there is a story in Japan of women back in the day who would basically just move all their stuff into a guy's home, start giving orders, and he'd have no choice but to marry her. In English they should be called Marions
Dawn Dayn
VIP Member
The wealth of not cutting your own hair. Did you pay out of petty cash ma lovelie.I did actually, but mine were done by a professional Instead of looking like they've just had a paint brush ran down them like his
TooFarScone
VIP Member
A pitta bread with with tomato puree and cheese on is pacifically not a pizza.
Blair-Waldorf
VIP Member
My manager is from Glasgow and whenever he says ‘so on and so forth’ or ‘mebbes’ I can not control myself. Full on clutching ma beak dailyDoes anyone else catch themselves nearly hitting out with a "nae debates" or a "no ma quote" in actual conversation? Or am I just losing the place entirely
laynelo_
VIP Member
I wanty fucking know wit possessed him tae upload something like that, he looks riddled way the bubonic plague no the cold!
thatsnotstrictlytrue
VIP Member
He’s fucking eating out again
I mean it looks like shite but still.
P.s I’m cooking the cunt tea. I’m fiiinnee
I mean it looks like shite but still.P.s I’m cooking the cunt tea. I’m fiiinnee
TrashPanda69
Active member
I'm sat in my air conditioned living room (feel the wealthy breeze) and this moron is spunking his pumpkin tat around his cell! Talk about shooting your load early, this cunt will be celebrating Easter when the rest of the country is trick or treating.
Weezaweeza
Chatty Member
CALLLING - note the spelling mistake on his new bit of tat! No wonder they gave it to him for free
ScottishMammy92
Well-known member
Aye I don't mind wee Betty giving him an obnoxious shouldering! Poor woman was just making sure she had her shopping bag with her.
Having dealt with Martin in person I'm blown away he thinks he's a decent person. He is rude, arrogant, cheeky as fuck and the look of absolute disgust he has for people is infuriating.
Should have smacked him one. Will always regret it. Back in ma lain I go.
laynelo_
VIP Member
A colleague in my work is in the process of adopting and he has to get character references from our manager and supervisor for his social workers. Can you imagine Marions reference for adoption if he wanted kids?
“Regularly shows up late for 3 hour shifts whilst complaining about bowel issues, stating he’s not well”
“Appears to be in serious denial about balding”
“Does not wear correct uniform but nike branded woman's leggings.”
*Application rejected*
“Regularly shows up late for 3 hour shifts whilst complaining about bowel issues, stating he’s not well”
“Appears to be in serious denial about balding”
“Does not wear correct uniform but nike branded woman's leggings.”
*Application rejected*
