Jeez, that shade is way too dark for the pasty fucker and don't contour your face anymoor or you'll look like this.
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ducks sake Mario! How dark is that bronzer?
Marion: ah really like using a cream bronzer. No many people like it. You need tae be careful wae it cos you can get it so wrang.
Also marion:
Also marion:
Wae the Chanel bronzer he started tae say “if yeh dint noe…..” but then he lost his train of thought and didnae finish it. I’m gutted!
Can someone tell Marion that bronzer is not meant to be put under the eyes for that bespoke undead look 
Actually dead
Ma lovelies, oan this dayn of dawn, I've been oan a wee bronzer jurney, with not one, not two but THREE bronzers. So aye. And if youse don't know Charlotte Tilbury, then where the duck have you been.
Ah wis hoping he wid dae a wee “swatch” fur us tae see how orange he goes oan a nicht oot. He might treat us wan day ma lovelie. If he’s no telling us the “get tae know” part, does that mean we shouldnae go oot and buy it? Is it rit?
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Look where I happened to be passing on ma travels ma lovelies. The closes next door and over the back are all boarded up so not sure why his block isn’t. Long live the bumming fort!
The day I take bronzer advice from Maz the undead is the day hell opens up and takes us all on a jurney tae the warum cosy side so aye, if ye don’t know then… so aye.
He looks as grey as the ootside of the building better start laying on that bronzer wi a trowel 
Oh I'm late to the party here but just been crying with laughter.
The numpty has a complexion on par with people dying of Consumption back in the day.
What a bellend.
But what a gift.
The numpty has a complexion on par with people dying of Consumption back in the day.
What a bellend.
But what a gift.
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All that make up and he NEVER shows us him wearing it. Give us full beat please or we just assume you buy it for show…
Who needs 3 bloody bronzers, especially high end ones? 
I mean, one lasts ages, even if you were wearing it every day, but I don't think I've seen him applying any this year! Where does he wear all this make up? Even if he put a full face on each time he went oot for food and/or drinks, even just Doon the road, he'd not touch the sides with it all, so why keep buying and hoarding?
Whit is wrang with him, seriously....?
I mean, one lasts ages, even if you were wearing it every day, but I don't think I've seen him applying any this year! Where does he wear all this make up? Even if he put a full face on each time he went oot for food and/or drinks, even just Doon the road, he'd not touch the sides with it all, so why keep buying and hoarding? Whit is wrang with him, seriously....?
I used to care for a lonely old lady that shopped constantly just for company, she got roped in to buy any old crap as she walked through Boots, she loved the personal attention from the beauty consultants. She was lathered in wrinkles bless her but brought so much Clinique, Estee Lauder anti wrinkle cream and whatever else they could palm off on her. Mario reminds me of her, difference being she could afford it.
This is soooo depressing. Amount they spend on rit per month they could get a wee private rent FRONT AN BACK DOOR and get out of that hovel.View attachment 1287504
Look where I happened to be passing on ma travels ma lovelies. The closes next door and over the back are all boarded up so not sure why his block isn’t. Long live the bumming fort!
You've all said what needs to be said about that shade 
Bronzer lasts for ages as well, so why have so many?.
You really need help with your spending habit, Maz. Everyone else sees it but you.
They look so depressing.
Bronzer lasts for ages as well, so why have so many?.
You really need help with your spending habit, Maz. Everyone else sees it but you.
I'd be saving every penny l had to get out and get a much nicer place. Those two really need a good head shake.View attachment 1287504
Look where I happened to be passing on ma travels ma lovelies. The closes next door and over the back are all boarded up so not sure why his block isn’t. Long live the bumming fort!
They look so depressing.
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I don't know why he need so much make up anyway, he doesn't bloody go anywhere except castlevecchis and east Kilbride. Unless he's starting a new career as one of those statue men like in covent garden
Bet he doesn’t even know where Covent Garden is
The comments on his latest grid post - are they suffering with Kerry Katonas too?? If not they best be off to Specsavers!! To many to screenshot
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Luxury living...Bet he doesn’t even know where Covent Garden is
The comments on his latest grid post - are they suffering with Kerry Katonas too?? If not they best be off to Specsavers!! To many to screenshot
If she classes Mario’s soviet era slum as “luxury living” I dread tae think what she lives in!Bet he doesn’t even know where Covent Garden is
The comments on his latest grid post - are they suffering with Kerry Katonas too?? If not they best be off to Specsavers!! To many to screenshot
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