I wonder what
rit he keeps behind the door?

I mean, it must be rammed with mops and gawd knows what as he's so careful in going through the kitchen....

Surely it's common sense to DE-CLUTTER when you're living in a small home/flat? You know, so you have plenty to space to move, leg kick and generally get about safely with one foot in front of the other, without worrying about wit might fall doon on your heed....

We have 2 clothes horses but keep them near the back door, it's not great but we just can't afford to use the dryer. We get them out in the garden if one of us is home and we know it's going to be dry, but they're still bloody
weird things yet serve a purpose. Surely they have some kinda communal garden? Unless he thinks the fella's doonstairs will steal his knickers or that they'll be brought in stinking of weed?


He could do a big wash and dry load once a week in the launderette as it's not like he couldn't afford it.
WHO KNOWS WIT'S GAN OON IN HIS HEED!