Cleaning with Mario #67 Smell the Halitosis

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Hens I might be swerving right oot ma aine lane here, but why do they keep the washing and clothes horse in the living room? Why not in the kitchen or high foot fall hall? I don’t know so I’m trying to get tae know :unsure:
Hen! Have you seen his hallway? It’s already like an assault course wae all the cat stuff out there and the kitchen door cannae even open properly fae all the rit behind it. 😂
 
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Think about how many physio/chiro appts constant new flooring, teenage perfumes, velvetisers, terrible food, ridiculous hanging lights, carpet cleaners, redundant drinks trolleys, wrong coloured make up, the millions of AvaMay competitor products, stupid kids' fanta tumblers, etc. could have bought. If you had a neck that was that bad for so long, surely you'd have prioritised it...it's almost as though it is a non-issue and only now thinking about seeing if someone will treat a mere annoyance for nothing rather than it being something he thinks warrants spending money on before he's IG-influenced into his next ridiculous purchase.
Maybe he's jelus of the health jurnee Beckyhomesweethome is on as there's nothing she's not had done/won't get done, yet most of her ailments are either in her head, caused through her heavy drinking, or purely made up for content as she's only got shopping and drinking otherwise. They're all as needy and desperate as each other, dickheads! 😑
 
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Maybe he's jelus of the health jurnee Beckyhomesweethome is on as there's nothing she's not had done/won't get done, yet most of her ailments are either in her head, caused through her heavy drinking, or purely made up for content as she's only got shopping and drinking otherwise. They're all as needy and desperate as each other, dickheads! 😑
She’s another bleeping nutter. I can’t wait until the day they all fade away, and all that is left is Netflix documentaries talking about how mental they all were
 
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She’s another bleeping nutter. I can’t wait until the day they all fade away, and all that is left is Netflix documentaries talking about how mental they all were
She is, she gets bloody manic! 👀 I really hope all this fades at some point, it's spoiling Instagram for me as everyone seems to want to be an "influencer" and will post any old tit for the money and 5 minutes of fame. Was following someone local, nice woman who I had regular chats but she started posting anything and everything on her walks, tagging all these weather accounts and photographers in her photos, then reposting them tagging her, pretending to be all shocked - why do they want so much attention and validation? 🙄
 
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Ma luvlies, I think his sare neck is fae whipping that face aroond to moan at Deek every time one of us trolls is swerving right oot oor ain lanes. That or it’s fae holding up that beak high, spining bright as he does 💎

Anyway, it’s nearly two whole hours after 9pm wurum and cozy, so away back in ma ain bastarding lane a go.
 
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I think even a wee invertebrate would get a sore neck being in that position on the festerfield.
he’s like a hysterical old Victorian wrapped up in a SHEEPSKIN blanket in May, playing the long suffering martyr with a ten year neck pain, eventually finding time to seek help 🙄

Ma luvlies, I think his sare neck is fae whipping that face aroond to moan at Deek every time one of us trolls is swerving right oot oor ain lanes. That or it’s fae holding up that beak high, spining bright as he does 💎

Anyway, it’s nearly two whole hours after 9pm wurum and cozy, so away back in ma ain bastarding lane a go.
His flat heid is being used as an extra storage shelf fae the Ava may rit hen and his neck is buckling under the sheer quality of the products. Just like the console table and bedroom shelves ma lovelie. 💎
 
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Hen! Have you seen his hallway? It’s already like an assault course wae all the cat stuff out there and the kitchen door cannae even open properly fae all the rit behind it. 😂
suppose that’s true my lovely. Iv got a utility room and garden to use for washing (smell the wealth) 😂so just wondering why him and Deek would want to put it in there to have to look at their drawers drying. But Back in my aine lane I go
 
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Mario hobbling into his
Mario hobbling into his next DLA assessment like

Are we about to go oan a holistic medicine jurnay? Mario cures his ails wae muthur erf n that
No hen it will be a mobility car journey better get Derek they bespoke driving lessons
Think about how many physio/chiro appts constant new flooring, teenage perfumes, velvetisers, terrible food, ridiculous hanging lights, carpet cleaners, redundant drinks trolleys, wrong coloured make up, the millions of AvaMay competitor products, stupid kids' fanta tumblers, etc. could have bought. If you had a neck that was that bad for so long, surely you'd have prioritised it...it's almost as though it is a non-issue and only now thinking about seeing if someone will treat a mere annoyance for nothing rather than it being something he thinks warrants spending money on before he's IG-influenced into his next ridiculous purchase.
His next pip assessment will be coming up hen.So he needs more stuff wrong with him so he can go for the full whack and only have to work 5 minutes a week instead of 15 minutes my lovely.
 
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One minute he's had a bad Gregory for years, the next minute he's just done it so he hasn't been able to clean. I love that he is panicking because he is so deluded he thinks he is missed if he doesn't show himself mopping his flairs. It may be finally time for a new account name. May I suggest moaningwithmario, might be more appropriate
 
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Phone free weekend? He’s been on insta most the time moaning about being so tired/having a sore neck. He is no well.
 
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Hens I might be swerving right oot ma aine lane here, but why do they keep the washing and clothes horse in the living room? Why not in the kitchen or high foot fall hall? I don’t know so I’m trying to get tae know :unsure:
The hall is too small, so is the bathroom. The cat litter tray is in the kitchen, it's why he only half opens that door. The flat is just too small. If it were me I wouldn't have got a cat, it's cruel.
 
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The hall is too small, so is the bathroom. The cat litter tray is in the kitchen, it's why he only half opens that door. The flat is just too small. If it were me I wouldn't have got a cat, it's cruel.
I wonder what rit he keeps behind the door? 🧐 I mean, it must be rammed with mops and gawd knows what as he's so careful in going through the kitchen....😂 Surely it's common sense to DE-CLUTTER when you're living in a small home/flat? You know, so you have plenty to space to move, leg kick and generally get about safely with one foot in front of the other, without worrying about wit might fall doon on your heed.... 🙄😂

Hens I might be swerving right oot ma aine lane here, but why do they keep the washing and clothes horse in the living room? Why not in the kitchen or high foot fall hall? I don’t know so I’m trying to get tae know :unsure:
We have 2 clothes horses but keep them near the back door, it's not great but we just can't afford to use the dryer. We get them out in the garden if one of us is home and we know it's going to be dry, but they're still bloody weird things yet serve a purpose. Surely they have some kinda communal garden? Unless he thinks the fella's doonstairs will steal his knickers or that they'll be brought in stinking of weed? 🤢😂 He could do a big wash and dry load once a week in the launderette as it's not like he couldn't afford it. 😑

WHO KNOWS WIT'S GAN OON IN HIS HEED! 🙄
 
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I wonder what rit he keeps behind the door? 🧐 I mean, it must be rammed with mops and gawd knows what as he's so careful in going through the kitchen....😂 Surely it's common sense to DE-CLUTTER when you're living in a small home/flat? You know, so you have plenty to space to move, leg kick and generally get about safely with one foot in front of the other, without worrying about wit might fall doon on your heed.... 🙄😂


We have 2 clothes horses but keep them near the back door, it's not great but we just can't afford to use the dryer. We get them out in the garden if one of us is home and we know it's going to be dry, but they're still bloody weird things yet serve a purpose. Surely they have some kinda communal garden? Unless he thinks the fella's doonstairs will steal his knickers or that they'll be brought in stinking of weed? 🤢😂 He could do a big wash and dry load once a week in the launderette as it's not like he couldn't afford it. 😑

WHO KNOWS WIT'S GAN OON IN HIS HEED! 🙄
He wears Gucci don’t you know, it might get nicked.
 
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So he has a hurty neck and had to go to bed to get comfy… but wee Deek has to go with him? Are they co-joined? Does Deek hold Marion’s hand whilst he is sharting? How does Marion go to work himself? I have SO many questions, swerving back in to ma laine. Tonnes of love 🥔💎
 
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Veering oot my lane to say I went to Jam Jar on Friday night, no ma rulez or choice. Been before and it was ok but this time it looked like someone had poured an ashtray over my chicken. Minding my beak and going back to my ain jurney…
So Aye hens…
 
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Look where I happened to be passing on ma travels ma lovelies. The closes next door and over the back are all boarded up so not sure why his block isn’t. Long live the bumming fort! 🥳
 
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Look where I happened to be passing on ma travels ma lovelies. The closes next door and over the back are all boarded up so not sure why his block isn’t. Long live the bumming fort! 🥳
I don't think I've seen it that close up before! 😲 Nothing against council houses/flats, but they could have moved somewhere much nicer and better years ago, but Mario would rather fritter away his and Derek's money on absaloote rit that won't take them or get them anywhere. 🙄
 
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