Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Ladywhistledown1235]

Hi lovelies, long time lurker here and just have to say….

When he waves at himself in that bedroom mirror wearing that chuffing ‘housecoat’ it makes me want to actually hurt myself! It makes me cringe so bad.

Sorry if this has been said before, I had to get that out.

As you were.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

here you go my lovelie. Nae get back in ya oon lane. x

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Clutching ma beak imagining him dancing his bespoke socks off while the police are at the flats investigating attempted murders and other crimes.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

But he doesnae read here! Hi Marion babes, your whole hoose is boggin! Tonsalove xxx

 

[Rayne]

Ffs… that’s all I’ve got to say on this!

Windows 95 is getting fired up on his laptoop as we speak, the Chinese microphone is about to get used once more

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He's not allowed a dog, same as he's not allowed laminate flooring. Read Derek's tenancy agreement Mario, save us all some time.

 

[Caw1982]

Pahahhaha fondling the tits on the Billie Eilish perfume.
That bedroom shelf ain't going to cope with another addition.
He's like a teenage girl. Takes me back to my youth of lining up Bodyshop Dewberry, Anais Anais, Charlie Red and CK1 on my dresser.
God I must have smelt like a tarts handbag!!

 

[nosy-nora]

Naw so listen well read this dream a had, al concerned but I read too much tattle.

right so I dreamt my work colleague was shouting at my bedroom window for me I woke up in a pure panic like what is it what is it she’s like the doctors have just phoned me I need to go see them immediately ma bloods have came back (it was Saturday morning in Ma dream) she turns away and shit starts dripping out her arse she turns back to ma window in panic like a canny make it am like here I’ll Chuck out something to cover you you need to go to the docs asap if they’ve phone you on a Saturday morning, so a chucks her out…. A GREY HOOSECOAT!

I genuinely woke up this morning panicking for her (she’s totally fine and most likely in her bed right now) I knew it was a dream but now it’s clicked I’ve clearly been thinking eh bastard Mazda and his shart card and hoosecoat

 

[Babybail93]

I really don’t get where this “Italian bloodline”? Surname of McKnight, which is about as continental as deep fried egg and chips. Siblings called John and Krystal! Not a jot of Italian to be seen within the immediate family.

I’m starting to think his Maw said “aye it’s an ugly fucker, let’s give it a stupid name as well to finish the look. So aye and so forth”

 

[Blanche Hunt]

ciao amori miei! Looks like Marion wisnae lying aboot his Italian bloodline, the hooter and the weans hair is uncanny.

 

[orangeboom]

Derek is a little cutie I have to say. Old concord beak is well punching

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

here you go my lovelie. Nae get back in ya oon lane. x

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Av watched this so many times during my Mario Tattle journey, I reckon I could do this exact choreography every time I hear this song. Complete with sweat patches n aww.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Aye am sure Marilyn Monroe will be up there in heaven thanking Kim Kardashian fur making her relevant again. Ah’d almost completely forgotten who the wumin wis, it’s been days since ah’d seen or heard aboot her.

 

[Lady Bug]

That chicken looks like its come straight out the microwave
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That's Tesco frozen mixed veg I'd recognise it anywhere!.

 

[Dusky pink]

Love how he opens his blinds and films from the side of the window, so we only see a snippet of grass. Cos he knows in full view, it looks like beruit out there

 

[Mum3boys]

Hey Mario, Mario Italiano

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Now I dunno if it’s my wee kerry Katonas playing tricks on me but how has he changed and grown over 4 years still in same bedsit Still spunking money on tat Still has no front and back door Still no holidays . He well and truly missed the mark with his insta page, he could’ve made thousands after hinch gave him all them followers, possibly even enough to have a wee 2 bed mortgage free in the bespoke town of paisley.. swerving back inta ma Laine now

 

[Popper]

I’m here for Marion bringing the outdoors inside and having the Hinch garden furniture set up in the kitchen. Bespoke.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

We've been drinking coffee all wrong ma lovelies. Practice makes ok though, so aye.

We've been drinking coffee all wrong ma lovelies. Practice makes ok though, so aye.

Ooooh ma wee hat! As Marion would say, look at ma solero!

 

[paperbackwriter89]

The bitterness reeks from everything she posts and types - but she’s fine, totally fine.
Its reality not Harrods
It’s a bedsit not a house hen and it’s barely even the pound shop at that.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My favourite wee bit of that tour ma lovelies was the slow mo panning over the bespoke black mould in the shart chamber

What's them candle sticks all about? Does he light them to have a quick swill in the shower, with his bins. You just know he doesn't wash tidy.