Dead ma lovelie. Utter dead
Dead ma lovelie. Utter deadGood morning ma lovelies **super fast mop kick**
How excited I am tae be going on a wee wedding jurney, with youse aw. (After the Herringbone fitting of course) we've been oan so many jurneys of late, I'm starting tae feel car sick, so aye. I can no longer give sympathy to wee Deek, if he's pushing Marion for a wedding, then klarna oan his arse.
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“Ah couldnae help but wonder….why huv ah bought this laptop instead ah some dusters?”We need someome to impose his face into the face of Carrie from satc sitting at the window on her laptop. Are we about to go on a book writing journey?
Someone must have the pics. They were posted in the early threads as I’ve defo seen it. I’ve tried his fb but one is too early and the others completely locked down for me.We do need to see those pics of Mazza’s bedroom at his aunt’s though. Maybe the Beko was in there the whole time
I had to be induced with my boy a few months ago, I assumed at the time it was cos he was aww cosy in there but I can’t help think it was because of thisIf you were a baby waiting to be born and you heard Marion’s screeching would it make you want to stay up there longer or come out faster? Can’t decide really but wouldn’t cope having a member of Marion’s mafia as a mother either way
Maybe someone needs to let HMRC know Moaning Marion has a new job as well as Ava May income that he’s not declaring .The laptop will be handy for doing his accounts for the wee private cleans he's gonnae take on. God forbid he loses track of his self-employed income. HMRC wouldn't find that boujie
Could you imagine her in prison. The cell would be so boujee. Spending his weekly allowance on shite tae decorate. Making a bit of extra pin money doing all the other prisoners eyebrowsMaybe someone needs to let HMRC know Moaning Marion has a new job as well as Ava May income that he’s not declaring .
The cell would be bigger than his bedsitCould you imagine her in prison. The cell would be so boujee. Spending his weekly allowance on shite tae decorate. Making a bit of extra pin money doing all the other prisoners eyebrows
Like the other half of the ,Belfast Two in Peru' she made a living in the Peru jail doing hair and makeup. Pity Marion hasn't got enough hair for the bun she had and the ovaries for the twins she had when she got out.Could you imagine her in prison. The cell would be so boujee. Spending his weekly allowance on shite tae decorate. Making a bit of extra pin money doing all the other prisoners eyebrows
What he means when he says it’s for the kids is that he hasn’t got Derek an egg because he’s a selfish little cunt, but he’ll scream blue murder if Derek hasn’t got him an eggEaster is fur kids. Says the creepy wee man who has a gold bell in a box which says “I believe” oan it and and Xmas Eve box at Christmas. So aye.
Derk won’t have got him an egg as he knows what happens with the aftermath, sunflower lanyards getting flown about everywhere and more loads of sheets being washedWhat he means when he says it’s for the kids is that he hasn’t got Derek an egg because he’s a selfish little cunt, but he’ll scream blue murder if Derek hasn’t got him an egg
Don’t forget his advent calendars hen whilst deek got hee wrapped in hawEaster is fur kids. Says the creepy wee man who has a gold bell in a box which says “I believe” oan it and and Xmas Eve box at Christmas. So aye.
Hen, Deek didny miss oot. He goat a pair of bespoke elf size, pyure silk, personalised jammies. Nae debates.Don’t forget his advent calendars hen whilst deek got hee wrapped in haw
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