Cleaning With Mario #6 and so forth

[Flozora]

He’s back, as we thought ‘he’s fine my lovelies’. Obvs. Well, he’s got a cold/man flu and he’s putting on that voice that you use when phoning in sick to work!
“He can’t always be the performing monkey that youse want him to be”
Really? Cunt.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I noticed this too, he is front and centre of every photo, even the photo of their hands, his hand is on top!

Fixed it....

 

[Wetmyplants]

“I’m not ready for tha level of success and so forth”

Fuck off Mario. CF didn’t commit suicide because of a colab with semichem. There was clearly deep rooted issues in her life and speculated drug use etc.

It’s horrific that someone has ended their life but all these twats on insta blaming trolls and the media are making a mockery of people who are suffering with mental health problems

 

[D2theyawn]

So if Danielles wee business has benefited so much from martins huge exposure then why does she average between 15-30 likes per post on her page? surely if the saviour of small businesses has indeed rocked her world then her engagement on her posts would be higher? I can smell shite martin son!! Plus... I’ve seen nicer sofas at sandy lands caravan park mind and no put any naked flames near that monstrosity or your done for

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

Ah c'moan Mar - just show us the couch - promise we won't laugh

I lied

 

[sarcastic eyeballs]

I’m just here to ask if that’s where the shark vacuum is actually kept, next to the bathroom unit. I honestly thought he just forgot to move it the other night. But no, it’s actually on display

 

[Anti-influencer]

Mario bingo this morning:

“I’m absolutely loaded with a cold”
“Instagram isny that important to me”
“So, yeah am fine”
Mention of his inbox
“I’ll be back when I’m back”

So we should expect the first flurry of dots about lunchtime

 

[Anti-influencer]

I was a lurker for such a long time and then finally had to make an account so I could join in on the chat He’s a bellend

 

[WookieCookie]

Inspiration if they had a wee back and front door. Built from the groound up

 

[Anti-influencer]

The cat is cute I think she’s the only thing I like about his stories She seems like she hates him though she’s always running away whenever he tries to pet her!

 

[Wetmyplants]

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Now it's the usual "don't worry about me"

I don't actually think I can watch this rotted cock end any more. He is hideous

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Valentine's day tomorrow folks. We know our wee darling Dezza has treated Melv to a new dressing table, Melv has treated himself to a mega bulbed mirror for it, but does anyone think Melv will actually treat Dezza to something that's just for him?

Melv strikes me as the sort that will treat Dezza to something that also benefits himself, you know like "the Dominos is on me tonight, cos I love you so".

Guesses anyone?

Edited to add it will be a bespoke pizza and so forth

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

This is why I love you?

Because Derek doesn’t mind playing second fiddle to your ego Melvin?

All the pictures you used were of you, with poor Derek trying to fit in the frame next to your massive five head.

Didn’t you say that Derek doesn’t have Instagram? So the point of this was to froth your muffia up into sending you messages telling you how sweet and romantic you are.

You are a complete asshat and, AND, your fucking kitchen gave me nightmares last night.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

How come I get the feeling the sec he finished that little performance he flung back the duvet jumped up fine going ‘ha fuck youse dafties’ & now carrying on with the rest of his day absolutely fine

 

[Notgonnalie]

This thread always brings me proper belly laughs where I vibrate because I’m laughing so hard I nearly cry - thank you to everyone who contributes you never fail!!!

i Reckon Danielle only gifted that to him cause she couldn’t flog it herself and she had no storage place left for it, it’s absolutely honking stinking. It has purple undertones which completely clashes with all the other shades of grey in that padded plush cell. And I know he’s a skinny wee drip but I think he’ll even struggle to keep his arse on that

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh fuck of Melvin, jumping on the bandwagon of this horrible news. I feel a heed wobble / rant coming on from him and he will turn this news round to be about him!!!

This coming from Melvin who did a rant about Mrs Hinch being trolled saying all trolls were mentally ill. He actually spat out the words "Mentally Ill" with so much venom. He is actual scum

 

[Be More Pacific]

Raging about his pink lamp

He's gonna be PURE RAGIN' at these bastards later

 

[sarcastic eyeballs]

Vanity mirror is about right Melvin. Someone on here already called it that you would choose something like this. You can spend all day looking in it talking to your little friend (the only one you have)

Anyone else think his bedroom is starting to look like an advertisers idea of what a pre-teen girl would like?

I called it. Everyone of us on here can read him like a fucking book. He is such a gobshite!

That is why you have the funniest thread on tattle Melv! You provide us with all the material!

If anyone is jealous, it’s oor Melvin. “I don’t want that tacky mirror (you mean you can’t afford it) “ I don’t want a mortgage” (you mean you can’t afford it) and so forth.

 

[Johnnoijones]

God I am so jealous of Melvin and his gifted pink lamp. It is so boujie and bespoke all I want t do is run my fingers all over it. I think it really fits in next to the bathroom cabinet and hoover