TooFarScone
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Oh please Marion the Provy woman calling in to collect this week's payment does not count as friends popping round to catch up.
Can just hear him ranting to Derek over a cheeky Spoons breakfast this morning - “This new me just isane fur me Derek!!! Am no built tae be nice tae folk!! Well mibbae wee auld imaginary wummin et the bus stoap bit that’s it!! Wit um a gonnae dae? N a Cannae keep goin strong wi that yogurt every day, it’s running oot me like lava efter ten mins n ahv jist cleaned the toilet! Ahm goin through a bottle a asda fir Toilet cleaner every two oors and asda dinnae take klarna!! It’s nae winner a take a drink Derek, honest tae god!!”This’ll be why he’s in need of a comma this weekend. It must be exhausting pretending to be nice for him
Poor fuckers prolly trying getting their kip at 6 in the morning after a three day bender and aw they hear is Marion’s hoover on, washing machine gawn, and him running back in forth tae the pan cos his stomachs fell oot his arse.If ah wis the spoon burners doonstairs ah’d be getting ma complaints logged in the housing office the noo. Life’s bleak enough in Beruit withoot hearing Marion’s every movement and sound in that flat.