Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

[Blanche Hunt]

In the least creepy way possible, I love both you and this absolute masterpiece

Thank you Ma lovelie! Ah hope you sing Scheme Queen loud every time the original comes oan

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I need a saggy balloon update

 

[laynelo_]

I bet she’s messaged him and told him to sit doon and get some class

Cheers fir using ma pure bespoke art a the blind nikita dug as ur profile picture tattie hearts to u

 

[Alistess]

Please someone tell me what's on top of the brothers tree?

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Looks like an angel with a beard?

 

[SuzyE]

Have u ever heard of river city….. it’s a Scottish show with some god awful acting…the brother was in it he played a barman called Juan pablo…it was cringe to say the least

I haven't, but I'm going to find it now

 

[BananaClub]

4 hours to clean the postage stamp? Sure hen

Maybe he’s cleaning for a Hinch visit !!!!

 

[SuzyE]

Ssh blanche, let her suffer a bit.


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Rotten rat bag

 

[SuzyE]

Ffs, you need to check his post out about getting Derek to take a picture of the tree.
Give me strength

 

[Turmeric123]

How much is that dafty in the window;
The one sending Hinchy hate mail.
How much is that dafty in the window;
His face is the size of a thumbnail.

Brilliant

 

[Inmyainlane]

Right, who called it that he was gonna have a comma?

Me!!!

 

[SuzyE]

So folks fences walls trees have fell doon thru the night trampolines galore but it’s all good coz oor marions had a great nights sleep…selfish prick

I know!. I've had about 3 hours sleep if that...Bastard!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Ahaha am gawn tae start calling him that and he’s no gawn tae huv a clue why


It does kinda ruin the magic when the neighbours are snorting it once yer done haha ah don’t mind the reindeer dust, it’s was the Santa footprints last year that Mr Hunt went mad about. Ah didnae huv any snow spray so used talc instead - we wur skating about the flairs aw day long

Haha. Mine has just muttered “divorce” when I read this out to him

 

[Doodlebug71]

I think you may have been blocked Ma Lovlie! She's still public and visible on Storiesdown, just no new stories...maybe she's reading here or Mario is tipping her off during his reading (or Hinch reading her thread...).

Can I just say how much I detest Mario's taste in Xmas decs (or well most things), however I just happened to discover TheMarklandHome (much bigger account and they do have a thread I believe), and well I thought Mario's pink decs were bad last year but she has my eyes bleeding! Talk about trying to keep up with the 'Gram!

Is this the Katie and her mum clare account that hinch has allegedly gone to Glasgow to see

 

[I wud like sum tea]

And why New York. Is that the only place that does lovely trees.
He's such an idiot when he posts and speaks


He wasn't in the first one, so I've got to endure another until l see him

He wasn’t in it till later probs about 3-4 years ago

 

[Alistess]

It’s ok ma lovelie, the nurse will be round soon.

That would be me.

Alistess RGN.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

He will be absolutely raging that she’s snubbed him and he’s no invited to the party. Hence the big sulky flounce off this app!

having a tirrivee and ripping the tree down flinging aww the candy cane shite oot the windae oh defo a comma due!!!!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Well I've just realised that I'm talking about the mum's, but yes. I've not looked to see if the girl has an account that has been made private as she's a kid and should have been anyway, so willing to admit I could be wrong if it was another account.

It's the mother of the girl who has the account who hinch was supposed to be visiting. I could see her grid on IG last night but its closed today maybe a flurry followed her when it was mentioned about hinchy.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

She’s probably agreed to meet him when she’s pissed and now she’s sobered up she panicked!

She’s just as bad tbh loves the sound of her own voice

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Omg that woman is a fucking nutter! She’s always pissed up, crying on her stories I wouldn’t be calling her a friend if I were him!

Her finger jabbing away, mascara smudged.

 

[Doodlebug71]

How much is that dafty in the window;
The one sending Hinchy hate mail.
How much is that dafty in the window;
His face is the size of a thumbnail.

Am deed get ma coffin hen