Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Freefalling

On the couch, no way Mazda would give up his bed hostess with the mostess, not
 
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MarionWaffle

menopausalmargrit said:
Just saw his rant about the pizza but notice he’s scranned every bit other than wan slice so Cannae have been that bad!

Have a good Sunday everyone
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My burning question: why did he not put the cold pizza in the oven to warm it up? Oh I know. If he did that he couldn’t moan about it. What a prick. I’ve worked in hospitality. Never piss of food workers. Ever.
Edit: anyone know anyone who works in Domino’s near him? I’d make sure his pizza was extra hot next time
 
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Skyflier6727

He’s a Fanny. Obviously on a come down from his big reveal of his autumn jurney! I’ve been seeing a lot of autumn styling on Instagram and (other then oor Marion) it’s all muted colours and tasteful. Then I look again at the primary 1 classroom all tat, overdone as usual and no class whatsoever. Heading right back to ma ain lane now! PS I’m so jealous of you guys that were out last night
 
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adgifted

He’s an utter shitebag. Gives it the big Gallous Alice any other time, why not phone papa johns and say your food was cold?? Instead he’s sat greeting into his Instagram phone (will still never get over that tbh) about cold food.
 
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Sloppys

Morning ma lovelies. How are youse all? In the back of my cupboard I found one of the blind cleaning contraptions our wee Marion showed us all the other day. (Must have brought it during my Hinch days ). Just a little heads up for Marion’s Mafia - no need to rush out and buy one as I can confirm it’s shit and time consuming. I have up after doing 2 slats with it and went back to the usual duster technique. Anyways I’ll get back in ma Laine now ma lovelies. Tons a love
 
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Cagayu

I find a Harris paintbrush from b&m does the job for my slats. That contraption is shite
 
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Dove88

Cold pizza is better anyway, preferably the next day lying in my pumpkin patch in mid September. Nae debates.
 
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Kingdonkey

Do we think Deek mutters under his breath when he sees all this tat lol
'What the fuck is all this ye knob?' Picks up Rayn and hides in bedroom?
 
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BoujeeBabe

Dove88 said:
Cold pizza is better anyway, preferably the next day lying in my pumpkin patch in mid September. Nae debates.
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I remember ordering pizza to my hotel room years ago (smell the wealth ) as I was tired from going out and about, but it was too much so I put a plate over it and eat the next morning - it was still good!

If he had even half a brain, he'd have complained straight away and I'm sure they'd have replaced it, but nope, he thought he was being clever slagging them on his page (his page! His rules! Nae debates blah blah blah ) and they'd rush over with a freshly baked one - fucking jumped up twat heed!
 
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lauhlauhlauh

He eats so much takeaway food! That must be his third in a week. I’d track it like his spending on decor tat but I know it would infuriate me!

He must have some bespoke arteries and cholesterol. That’s all am saying the day!
 
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Bestlife@60

How do you decide it’s cold when you’ve one slice left, the stupid cunts obviously not eating quick enough!!
 
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Anti-influencer

I’m hungover so craving some bespoke beige takeaway masel the day ma hens. Feel like spewing but I think it’s just from looking at all his shite decor, nothing to do with all the wine a drank
 
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Dove88

Anti-influencer said:
I’m hungover so craving some bespoke beige takeaway masel the day ma hens. Feel like spewing but I think it’s just from looking at all his shite decor, nothing to do with all the wine a drank
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Get yersel some criss and joos hen. Get aw cosy in yur jammies and boujee hotel slippers. An abzaloot stapul when yur hingin. Your hangover! Your rules! We're aw chantin you on ma lovelie.
 
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Under_The_Influencer

Taking wee granny maz oot a walk and for a magazine on Saturday, hame, slippers and hoosecoat on, cuppa, listening to his moaning about cold pizza and then tucked up in bed for 8.30. They’re no shaggin’
 
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Lalalaand

Happy Sunday ma lovelies!!! I'm also just catching up due to having too actually having to work more than 3 hours a week in my bespoke job! I've settled doon and got aw cosy with some criss and joos and treatit masel to watching the tour of the bedsit!

Its the easy peelers in the lantern for me
 

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Ilovecoffee21

Hello my lovelies.
Am crabbit.com my washer as been broken for a week and they came today and it needs a new motor so I’m waiting even longer.
@domesitc and general your service is shocking.
*clicks fingers*

I could ruin your business like that

#ifyouknowyouknow
 
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