Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

[Skyflier6727]

Nice to see the loose threads on the expensive shite new microfibre cloths.

 

[maxxxxx]

hand full of thumbs

 

[Alansbigplate]

He’s got a lotta experience with blown falbon am chantin him oan

 

[blocknroll]

Someone off his fb was on here sharing ss of when he posted on his Facebook that he had left Debenhams I think it was. When he was made redundant x

I think it was a friend of a friend. They never came back after that. Shame

 

[Dawn Dayn]

What’s his obsession with letting us know what he’s bought himself? And why is he not showing us his full face? Am gonna have to take a walk down to Nonna Said today to get a swatch of him!!!

Treat yourself ma lovelie, get down there and do your duty.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I have wax melts just cuz they smell nice, but I don't burn them (toxic fumes), I just use them to keep my knicker drawer fresh LOL. But Marhino being near-incapable of independent thought he just blows cash he doesn't have at Ava May cuz it's Mrs Hinch's fave aye

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Someone take one for the team and message him asking him where that full of spray he had went I would but I don’t want blocked as il miss his ridiculous stories as he’s mad as a box of frogs

 

[HulaHannah]

Morning my lovelies. I hope on this day of dawn that is a Monday we are all living life as it should be lived, staying in our ain lanes and living our boujee bespoke lives? What the name of all that is holy is that “vaise” like? God it was awful to start with and now even worse…..

My money is on it heading to wherever tat ends up in his as he sits and patiently waits in hope of his leader sending him her one from her uninspired new Tesco line after her sponger husband shared their shoppers' followers' purchases on his IG over the weekend.

 

[Sloppys]

What happened to the flash spray in between the 2 stories? He obviously realised that doesn’t look very good that he’s only used 2 sprays of the stuff but was claiming it was amazing. I’ve got no words for the amount of shit he has been spewing on his stories today.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

As Mazza isn’t giving us much material the day, ah have something av been wondering aboot for a while.

What is actually inside those ‘bespoke’ designer coffee table books he’s obsessed with? Are they just empty books or random books covered in bespoke Dior fablon.

His obsession with putting designer stickers on everything fascinates me. So aye.

 

[Doodlebug71]

All I’m posting today

Amen

 

[Spongebob5678]

A tad irrational perhaps, but his blinds really annoy me. Why have them half way up the window? I have Venetian blinds, and I either have them open or closed? Am I doing it all wrong?

 

[Giselle]

The robot hoover is probably an unwanted gift n the brother thought he wud pass it on tae the melt that is Mavis!!!!

…. For our entertainment

 

[Luna25]

The heed more like that nose that must have hurt like a bitch

 

[SuzyE]

It’s been a year since this beauty happened… karma on your arse View attachment 708679

Am l reading this right?.
At first l thought it was aimed at tattle, until l read on. This is aimed at a personal friend?

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Fucks sake! There is so much to unpack with the latest treat!

Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier

Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom

The chunky knit fleece cardigan hoosecoat

The elf ears

The NOSE!

The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!

Fucks sake Mario!

DEED!!!!!!!

 

[smellsofbiscuits]

The bedsit only has one bedroom. Klarna on your arse x

Oft I better sit doon and stay in my lane

 

[Alansbigplate]

As Mazza isn’t giving us much material the day, ah have something av been wondering aboot for a while.

What is actually inside those ‘bespoke’ designer coffee table books he’s obsessed with? Are they just empty books or random books covered in bespoke Dior fablon.

His obsession with putting designer stickers on everything fascinates me. So aye.

They are bespoke cornflakes boxes ma lovelie xxx

 

[Booboo76]

If youse are talking about Febreze in the scent Lenor Spring Awakening then I am well and truly in your laine ma lovelie! Pyoor vile! I used it once and swiftly chucked it in the bin!

Meanwhile awe Maz has wax melts in the scent Flash Bathroom. He's off his nut!

Yeah that’s the one, omg it was awful

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Also considering he he has told us he uses Stardrops ammonia cleaner without gloves he obviously has the skin of a rhino! Nothing sensitive or bougie about him at all!

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