“So my dads going into hospital for a serious operation on his heart, really serious..... I hope it doesn’t affect my sleep too much” aye that’s it Marion, bring it back to youse
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Narcissistic wick
Does anyone know what surgery his dad is having? He keeps referring to open heart surgery but what was wrong with him?
Im sure he had a heart attack just before christmas time .. i remember him mentioning it in his stories
Re that Snuggy thing. 'I chose this colour, Derek chose that colour.' and yet it was a lovely surprise eh Marv?
Anyway looks like this is what they've sent him. Gonna look like one of his roof-rats in this get up...
Anyway looks like this is what they've sent him. Gonna look like one of his roof-rats in this get up...
Maybe he’s going undercover to catch them.. “‘Ma Rat catchers hooooosecoat”
snuggy, the slanket for the 2020's - for people who have given up making an effort.
The shop who sent it to him clearly know their market, but they are twice the price of most other stockists.
The shop who sent it to him clearly know their market, but they are twice the price of most other stockists.
My goodness, it must've been even longer than I thought since he last got a freebie judging by the excited squeaks that accompanied the fondling of the new fleecey hoodie.
Are they deliberately oversized or did the sender factor in how much pizza you 2 eat and send you a size youse can grow into??
Are they deliberately oversized or did the sender factor in how much pizza you 2 eat and send you a size youse can grow into??
So aye my lovelies. Just chilling out tonight. Like every other night then....we got this lovely surprise. So the company must have just addressed it to ‘Mario, Saviour of small businesses, Paisley’
This shall now forever be known as his ratcatchers hoosecoat
Maybe a personality transplant if his sons anything to go by
Plenty of room for sad sack derik and suicidal rayneMy goodness, it must've been even longer than I thought since he last got a freebie judging by the excited squeaks that accompanied the fondling of the new fleecey hoodie.
Are they deliberately oversized or did the sender factor in how much pizza you 2 eat and send you a size youse can grow into??
Alright lads, hear me out. My Dad had a massive heart attack in 2000 and triple heart bypass in 2002. He died in 2011 in his budgie shed. I felt for Melv, until he started showing his *gifted snuggly oversized hoodie.
The bleeping wankcunt
The bleeping wankcunt
So aye ..... this is the next thing I'll be on the beg fur me and Derek so we kin hiv oor wee cosy nights in oor rat catcher hoose coats
Given the gobshite that’s wearing it, I think a rebrand to ‘wanket’ would be much more suitable
Right, which of you people has rattled his cage this morning, by sending him a nasty message?!!
He’s on a right head wobbling, eye winking, shoulder shimmying, lip pouting rant!
Ain't nobody gonna spoil his day! witches!
Argh! He is such an insufferable tank stain. His sweaty knobbly strangler finger, giving it the bird. And he wonders why no big companies want to #gift him tit, to advertise? He really is a vile little cretin.
But, I will continue to watch his stories. It’s better than most things on the telly box!
He’s on a right head wobbling, eye winking, shoulder shimmying, lip pouting rant!
Ain't nobody gonna spoil his day! witches!
Argh! He is such an insufferable tank stain. His sweaty knobbly strangler finger, giving it the bird. And he wonders why no big companies want to #gift him tit, to advertise? He really is a vile little cretin.
But, I will continue to watch his stories. It’s better than most things on the telly box!
He genuinely wonders why no one will gift him anything other than wax melts and blankets? ITS BECAUSE YOU SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR AND ITS BAD FOR BUSINESS MELV, no free shark for you
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