https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-51097309 Mario is on a very similar journey with his redecorating
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His rug must be full of rit and dirt cause he never bleeping hoovers it!! Don’t understand why you’d use a squeegee on a rug 
Cats arseholes on kitchen worktops. 
Can’t be that much of a clean freak! I literally cannot stand people who allow their cats to walk and spray where food is it’s disgusting. They stand in their own tit in cat litter trays.
Either train your bleeping cat or shut the kitchen door.
Mario - “Would you like a cup of biscuit tea with a side of cat tit crumbs”
His Lovelies - “yes please, a spray of cat piss wouldn’t go a miss”.
Get tae absolute duck you cringey a hole cling ons!
Can’t be that much of a clean freak! I literally cannot stand people who allow their cats to walk and spray where food is it’s disgusting. They stand in their own tit in cat litter trays.
Either train your bleeping cat or shut the kitchen door.
Mario - “Would you like a cup of biscuit tea with a side of cat tit crumbs”
His Lovelies - “yes please, a spray of cat piss wouldn’t go a miss”.
Get tae absolute duck you cringey a hole cling ons!
He keeps his cat litter tray in his kitchen so it says everything about him reallyCats arseholes on kitchen worktops.
Can’t be that much of a clean freak! I literally cannot stand people who allow their cats to walk and spray where food is it’s disgusting. They stand in their own tit in cat litter trays.
Either train your bleeping cat or shut the kitchen door.
Mario - “Would you like a cup of biscuit tea with a side of cat tit crumbs”
His Lovelies - “yes please, a spray of cat piss wouldn’t go a miss”.
Get tae absolute duck you cringey a hole cling ons!
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-51234467 I am sure this is where St Melvin lives
Just nearly spat my breakfast back up watching that cringe video “do my hair toss” and he flicks his head to show a massive bald patch, fml man
WTF!!!
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I just came on to say exactly the same thing with exactly the same screenshot He clearly went mental with the tossing to end up with that result.
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It’s not where he stays, he stays in the seedhill area I’m sure
Does he not lift anything up to dust underneath it? I know he has his phone in hand as well but c’mon...a cleaning account and he’s just half-arsing it!
P.S - hi I’m new here
P.S - hi I’m new here
Oh yeah you are right. I remember. He built it up from nothing
That nose
He clearly went mental with the tossing to end up with that result.
surely that should be his next jurneeeeeeeh.
I'd like to send him on a being kicked in the clock-weights jurrrnnneeeeehhhh
I think that button is found using Dericks finger 
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He has bloody ruined that song for me!! It’s on about 20 times a day in my work! 
That’s it next time i’m in Glasgow he’s gettin worked like a witch with a very difficult customer 
That’s it next time i’m in Glasgow he’s gettin worked like a witch with a very difficult customer 
Oh dear God please no. I'm happily convinced that Melvin is asexual. Please let me have thatI think that button is found using Dericks finger
I have an exclusive shot of nekkid St. MelvinOh dear God please no. I'm happily convinced that Melvin is asexual. Please let me have that
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Omfg ... I cannot cope with him doing the awk as duck dance whilst singing Lizzo ... I could have bitten my pillow filled with absolute cringe !!!! Two hairs and a shoogly one and he’s singing I do my hair toss ...
actually can’t cope with him 
Why is he so bloody literal about everything when he sings? The way he does the awful wink and putting his hand on his chest when the lyrics mention love or heart or pointing to the sky if the moon and stars are mentioned.
It's like watching a badly acted pantomime for idiots.
Plus, hands off Lizzo, she ain't for the likes of you Melvin.
It's like watching a badly acted pantomime for idiots.
Plus, hands off Lizzo, she ain't for the likes of you Melvin.
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