Yeah but he's tried that and it didn't work remember. He's tried everrrrything
Gym ain't gonna happen in his lifetime either, which is also another thing that helps with sleep problems.... being more active!
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Gym ain't gonna happen in his lifetime either, which is also another thing that helps with sleep problems.... being more active!
So he's off for wee haul
EVERYTHING in the whole two weeks it's been going on.Yeah but he's tried that and it didn't work remember. He's tried everrrrything
I find the whole ensemble offends meSomebody must have got these from the Barras
Whit is with the burgundy trackies - my eyes hurt
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He reminds me of Raggerty in Rupert the Bear - I thought it was the fingers but feck he is the image of him
What is a friek exactly ?How come half the people responding look like absolute frieks in their profile picturesenough said sort yourself please , how do you expect people to take you seriously ? get the impression lots of jealousy and bitchy vibes going on towards Mario ?
If you mean freak .. then half the pictures are of Melvin so yeah thats akward 
Are they the shoes that started the JJD rant ?
So he's bought new storage jars to match the ones he bought the other week and fewmin as these are cheaper. Erm hang on Moanio you said Derek BOUGHT them for you as a surprise, along with a gushing 'aww he knows me so well' etc.
Stop freaking lying
Stop freaking lying
He isn't going to spend his money of crap this year.....proceeds to show us a load of crap he doesn't need.
Choosing his wax melts for his cosy night....seashells, don’t you mean Seychelles you glaikit c***
I wondered what he was twatting on about, *dying*
Lots of the avis are Mario.How come half the people responding look like absolute frieks in their profile pictures
Posted this before reading the whole thread. Jealous of Mario and Derek though, so funny.Lots of the avis are Mario.
What’s with the massive basket of Evil May Wank Melts?! 
And those trainers are 100% Nikke Barra specials
And those trainers are 100% Nikke Barra specials It was like the BEST bit of sleuthing from PI Mummy2, when she said "get the impression lots of jealousy and bitchy vibes going on towards Mario" my heart plummeted because I knew we had been rumbled. I thought we had all been so careful, posting on a site like Tattle, renowned for its glowing endorsement of instashamers, and being so cryptic with our disdain for him. How on earth did she uncover us?
He won't mind being gifted a load of it though.
I think you’ll find it’s frieking according to mummy2So he's bought new storage jars to match the ones he bought the other week and fewmin as these are cheaper. Erm hang on Moanio you said Derek BOUGHT them for you as a surprise, along with a gushing 'aww he knows me so well' etc.
Stop freaking lying
God seriously though! A wee tip or recommendation I can live with but i’m surprised that half of these sheep can actually find their own way unaided to Home Bargains to buy their 63 bottles of Zoflora.
I have ONE. The pet safe one which is such a big bottle it will probably last longer than the cat whose litter tray I use it for. I also decided to buy it all by myself after a few sneaky whiffs to decide if I (not 10,000 people on Insta) liked it.
Now don’t all be rushing out buying it on my say so now
(Oh and my house is spotless despite only owning one bottle of Zoflora 
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I have ONE. The pet safe one which is such a big bottle it will probably last longer than the cat whose litter tray I use it for. I also decided to buy it all by myself after a few sneaky whiffs to decide if I (not 10,000 people on Insta) liked it.
Now don’t all be rushing out buying it on my say so now
(Oh and my house is spotless despite only owning one bottle of Zoflora )Why would you advertise this for free, as in no revenue, when you are a big hot shot brand ambassador for that Ava Maria wumen 
I'd be frieking if I were her.
I'd be frieking if I were her.
I've never understood that it shows no loyalty or marketing awareness in the slightest.Why would you advertise this for free, as in no revenue, when you are a big hot shot brand ambassador for that Ava Maria wumen
It also suggests that the contract (if there is one) between Melvin and Ava May is not worth the paper it's printed on. Makes you wonder what he gets out of it apart from the spotlight?
"It burnt so evenly...."
Cuts to candle which shows it has completely tunnelled*
*yes, I am that geek that knows about this tit
Cuts to candle which shows it has completely tunnelled*
*yes, I am that geek that knows about this tit
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