It’s private houses being built, not council or housing association.
Hours of sarcastic material for tattle - PRICELESSCompensation for damage to door including the letterbox
Compensation for loss of earnings
Compensation for both his and dereks trauma as well as poor wee Rayn
Maybe it's a euphemismLet’s be honest if it really happened he would have put pictures up of his traumatised letter box![]()
He definitely didn't used to sound like that. I suppose he put on his telephone voice at the start of his journey.I’ve never heard a Scottish accent like his - surely he’s putting it on?
It’s an Ayrshire accent (he’s from Stevenson) He could put on a telephone voice so more people have a chance of understanding him but I don’t think he is intelligent enough for that.I’ve never heard a Scottish accent like his - surely he’s putting it on?
Maybe he gave them the wrong door number...Omg I’ve never witnessed such an over reaction
I mean, yes, it’s a pretty bad mistake to make. But they didn’t just do it randomly. He had asked them to call out to investigate the issue above him, they’ve done so, but messed up. He told them the neighbour wasn’t there anymore so they had to break the locks to get in. But yes stupidly they’ve broken the wrong locks. But it’s not like they just decided to go round and break locks for no reason. As long as they fix any damage what’s the issue? He’s going on like he’s ‘not going to drop it’ and ‘sorry isn’t enough’ lol what does he want them to do??
And the poor door was just recovering from that Christmas monstrosity. That he called a wreath!!!Let’s be honest if it really happened he would have put pictures up of his traumatised letter box![]()
I laughed out loud at thisI can see it on reporting Scotland now.
“Entry to the flat was impeded by an unusually large quilted mirror. It appears the thieves had attempted to take it, yet had decided at some stage to leave it at the scene. An eyewitness stated, ”it’s that boggin a burglar widni even take it”
Me too, just annoyed my husband while he was asleepI laughed out loud at this![]()
That's exactly what I thought. He can hardly string a sentence together when he is vegetating in his bed talking to his lovelies so I imagine when he is irrately speaking to a council worker he will be full on double Dutch. The poor person on the other end of the phone didn't stand a chanceIt’s probably not even the council’s fault, the amount of times he phoned yesterday ranting about his infestation of rats, the poor person on the end of the phone probably couldn’t make head nor tail of what he was going on about and thought Derek’s flat was the empty one so really he’s no one else to blame but himself.