That one you've mentioned there is an absolute stoater. A lot of Mario's 'insta besties' have never actually met him. I know Ava and her boyfriend visited Mario's palatial Paisley townhouse but he never seems to meet up with any of his other insta pals. Too busy saving small businesses and consulting lawyers about his law suit against the coonsil I suppose.I did not know this. Thanks for the tipI always wondered!
Ava may is a terrible business woman look who she endorses mo ther ren dell woman talks like a ned swears in front of her kids and is in general pure crass but use her 10% troops.. Yuck. If you haven't seen her Mario is often tagging her in his stories
You're welcomeI did not know this. Thanks for the tipI always wondered!
Ava may is a terrible business woman look who she endorses mo ther ren dell woman talks like a ned swears in front of her kids and is in general pure crass but use her 10% troops.. Yuck. If you haven't seen her Mario is often tagging her in his stories
Agreed, he provides a serious amount of comedy. Funnier because he's so serious.Oh I think I might have become a little obsessed already with this account. It’s the funniest thing I’ve watched in ages. It’s surely got to be a parody?
My husband has just asked me if I’ve been talking to my family today (I’m from around where Mario lives but now in London) as I’ve already said ‘wee guy fae paisley’ ‘hoose’ ‘cooncil’ and ‘wan’ today. I don’t think I even spoke like that when I lived there
Never mind the candle - what’s going on with that skirting board?!"It burnt so evenly...."
Cuts to candle which shows it has completely tunnelled*
*yes, I am that geek that knows about this shit
Oh Christ, I was so distracted by the tunnelling, I missed that. What a bloody state!Never mind the candle - what’s going on with that skirting board?!
That one makes me cringe so much - I hope you all don't think we are like that in ScotlandThat one you've mentioned there is an absolute stoater. A lot of Mario's 'insta besties' have never actually met him. I know Ava and her boyfriend visited Mario's palatial Paisley townhouse but he never seems to meet up with any of his other insta pals. Too busy saving small businesses and consulting lawyers about his law suit against the coonsil I suppose.
What an utter illiterate cock womble. I’m sure the #ad companies are thrilled to have such an influencer represent their brands!!Trying to read his new grid post first thing on a Monday morning has really hurt my brain. Translator needed, you’ve all been warned.
I dont and nevrr have followed him, does he live in a council house?Where is he going to store all the shite he has in every room to get the old carpets up and new carpets down? If I was a carpet fitter I would avoid the place at all costs!
And can you believe the loft story this morning? If he thinks the council is going to deal with that today then he’s in for a surprise whilst we are in for a treat because I expect a video of him ranting by lunch time.
Don’t forget the cat. He was traumatized too. He’ll need compensation for it tooYes, Melvin queen of Scots does live in a cooncil flat, although to hear him describe it, you would think he lived in Buckingham Palace. He currently has rats in his loft and had his front door "smashed" (the lock was drilled accidentally) by the cooncil on Friday and is now launching a huge law suit against said cooncil for making him feel unsafe in his special place.
If you like laughing at complete nobends, I recommend not following but looking into Melvin daily. He is unintentionally hilarious and completely self centred and deluded.
Leave me out of it!What an utter illiterate cock womble. I’m sure the #ad companies are thrilled to have such an influencer represent their brands!!
‘100% scented to my taste more’.
He really needs to be more ‘pacific’ when he is trying to explain stuff.
How did I forget poor Reeeeeeyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnnnnnn? She'll be tossing herself out the window againDon’t forget the cat. He was traumatized too. He’ll need compensation for it too
Dont forget he could afford to buy a house tomorrow...*clicks fingers* just like that...but he chooses not to as he doesn't want anyone else to benefit from all his hard work as he built it from the ground upYes, Melvin queen of Scots does live in a cooncil flat, although to hear him describe it, you would think he lived in Buckingham Palace. He currently has rats in his loft and had his front door "smashed" (the lock was drilled accidentally) by the cooncil on Friday and is now launching a huge law suit against said cooncil for making him feel unsafe in his special place.
If you like laughing at complete nobends, I recommend not following but looking into Melvin daily. He is unintentionally hilarious and completely self centred and deluded.
I don’t even understand what he actually means by that? He can barely speak EnglishDont forget he could afford to buy a house tomorrow...*clicks fingers* just like that...but he chooses not to as he doesn't want anyone else to benefit from all his hard work as he built it from the ground up(his actual words)
None of the frequent flyers here care about whether he rents or owns. It's his ego and pretentions that are the fodder for comedy and comment.I dont and nevrr have followed him, does he live in a council house?
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