Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’

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PeachesLove

I’ve seen worse on Instagram but it honestly looks like a hotel lobby. The grey is a nice colour but that’s about it
 
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I wud like sum tea

He’s been gifted new back cushions from the discount wummin ffs why didn’t he replace the skirtings on the other walls....
 
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BoujeeBabe

Looking at it impartially.... it's not terrible, but it's just very dated, isn't it? That settee is AWFUL, though - sticks oot like a sore thumb!
 
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Bigbird2

Right I’ll come out my lain and say it’s so much better than his old living room. The teams he got in have done a good job x
 
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SarcasticEllis

The fabric on the sofa seems brown/gold with the colour of the lighting; it looks ok when it’s just shown in daylight.

I still don’t understand why he’s spunked all that cash (“this is NOT AN AD, NOTTT AN AD!”) on a rented home.

his use of the word bult entertains me though. His ‘bult-in’ media unit
 
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mrsbucket

Maz sounded a wee bit breathless in those stories. Panting with excitement ma lovelies! Wouldnae suprise me if his button mushroom was twitching in anticipation of the incoming arse licking comments from his mafia. He really does believe his own hype doesn't he?
 
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menopausalmargrit

Ok so I don’t hate the decor. All the shite that he has rammed in the room is fucking rotten.

Those tables? The shite on the tables? What the fuck is it on the window ledges? The good thing hanging from the ceiling? The new navy beach towel cannae handle in the weight of the joos and tapas table!!!
 
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Shmebulock

Looking at the media/panelled wall it looks nice, then he pans round and it's like a granny's sitting room. I find it funny that he use the song 'Lucky' by Britney when it's about having everything you've ever wanted but still crying at night
 
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Pink4573

The decorating is lovely. They are obviously good at their jobs. It does look a lot nicer.
Sorry I’m being a bitch but imagine he got a letter in the next couple of days/weeks saying the house will be getting demolished and they will be rehoused!
 
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Curtaintwitcher45

Thank you to our joiner and our decorator fuck me he really has ideas above his stations. As if he has a personal ‘team’ on hand that work for only him. What an absolute prize tit he is
 
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Cagayu

Those tables are fecking awful... like someone said above, it looks like a hotel lobby.
My observations-
Why get a brand new mirror when the other one matches the other shitty furniture?
Blue pampas grass. Need I say any more?
Where’s the drinks trolly?
Where’s deeks shite?
where’s the moss bowl?
Where’s the cat bed?
where’s he shoved all his Eva maeeee baskets?
There is no storage I can see in that room
 
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telltaletitt

Right !! Let’s dissect this shambles lol the media wall actually doesn’t look too bad but and it’s a huge but, it does not fkin go at all with the other side of the room it’s a total fkin miss mash of styles it’s like a jumble sale at the other side

And that fkin pagazzi light that’s been overdone for years did you get that out the dump Mario because I left it there about two years ago
 
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Cagayu

LadyB65 said:
The window decorations are the worst bit, closely followed by all the other tacky clutter!

It’s just all so predictable, not one original thought in his tiny mind...
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They remind me of the little things you get with a new phone to remove the sim
 
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telltaletitt

And that fkin pagazzi light that’s been overdone for years did you get that out the dump Mario because I left it there about two years ago
 
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allforthegram

well ma lovelies, I’m going right out my Laine after being kept in suspenders all week! It’s not as hideous as I was exspecting. BUT
the navy bespoke touches just don’t work Ma lovelies. And those things on the windowsills are Ming! I’ll take my criss and joos back to ma Laine now mwah mwah tattie hearts to you all

Aye ma lovelie it’s probably shoved behind the sofas mwah mwah
 
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