Oh I know he lives in fairy land I’ve got millions of things I could tell uses
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Who the hell cuts his hair?
And does he walk on water?
Can he heal the sick?
Will he be the next pope?
Debenhams in the south are closing, he shouldn’t run his mouth about his job. He is lucky to have one.
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Did Martin stop his stories himself tonight, or did Derek do what we all would have done in the same situation and throw his phone out of the window. What an irritating twit
Is it just me or anyone else dying at him talking about people 'donating their eyes' and 'cornears'...making it sound like people are literally going to the doctor, having their corneas scooped out and popped in a wee jiffy bag...
Not bashing the fact that he's raising awareness for this condition btw...
Not bashing the fact that he's raising awareness for this condition btw...
What does he use? A knife and fork?!
If I sat in bed lip syncing to the whole world while filming my husband topless in bed I swear he would kick my ass out the house and tell me to get a life!!
He’s been watching Ru Paul drag race and thinks he can lip sync like them......
@Lipsy I love you. Please tell us more. 
Martin was needing a good bag last night by the looks of it. Desperately trying to get Del Boys attention, with his ‘slutty’ lip sync. Hope you all enjoy that vision on this lovely morning.
Long time lurker on this thread. I used to quite like Mario when I discovered him earlier this year, but he's got right on my nerves for months now but I still seem to watch him.
What really annoys the hell out of me is, as someone who suffers from anxiety & has just had a couple of months off my retail job due to it, there is no way that man suffers from anxiety. I can't even let my own family take a photo of me, never mind singing and putting it out on the bloody Internet, I don't think he knows the meaning of the word anxiety let alone how sufferers actually feel
What really annoys the hell out of me is, as someone who suffers from anxiety & has just had a couple of months off my retail job due to it, there is no way that man suffers from anxiety. I can't even let my own family take a photo of me, never mind singing and putting it out on the bloody Internet, I don't think he knows the meaning of the word anxiety let alone how sufferers actually feel
That’s because doesn’t have it just like he’s never been to the doctor about having IBS either he’s LAIR!!!!!!!!Long time lurker on this thread. I used to quite like Mario when I discovered him earlier this year, but he's got right on my nerves for months now but I still seem to watch him.
What really annoys the hell out of me is, as someone who suffers from anxiety & has just had a couple of months off my retail job due to it, there is no way that man suffers from anxiety. I can't even let my own family take a photo of me, never mind singing and putting it out on the bloody Internet, I don't think he knows the meaning of the word anxiety let alone how sufferers actually feel
Made me laugh when he was talking about the gift from vileda cos he always tags them when he mops his flairs. He was so surprised but how did they get his address? 
A million times this. I'm really sorry that you suffer from anxiety and I hope that you are getting support to cope better? Martin gets a bit nervous about a night out and it's anxiety, said only to generate messages of how brave he is from equally clueless followers. If he really suffered anxiety he wouldn't come out with his regular rants conflating people who disagree with his views (that he calls trolls) with mental health issues.Long time lurker on this thread. I used to quite like Mario when I discovered him earlier this year, but he's got right on my nerves for months now but I still seem to watch him.
What really annoys the hell out of me is, as someone who suffers from anxiety & has just had a couple of months off my retail job due to it, there is no way that man suffers from anxiety. I can't even let my own family take a photo of me, never mind singing and putting it out on the bloody Internet, I don't think he knows the meaning of the word anxiety let alone how sufferers actually feel
The 'IBS' is, in reality, the effects of a really bad diet - no veg or fruit, lots of fizzy sugary drinks and sweets and beige, overcooked 'meals' or takeaways.
He really is a gigantic bellend
Exactly my thoughts. He’s as thick as 2 planksMade me laugh when he was talking about the gift from vileda cos he always tags them when he mops his flairs. He was so surprised but how did they get his address?
where does Derek work, does anyone know what he does? I actually feel really sorry for Derek sometimes, the looks that Mario draws hime are shocking!!
He pissed me off when he said about how lucky ppl are to get 2 weeks off at Christmas, I am one of those people who finish up today BUT its not a choice, my manager decides to close the office and you need to SAVE your holidays for that period of time so duck of Mario, you can take your holidays when you like and if it annoys you so much then change jobs and stop working in retail!!
I avoid going to Glasgow and Debenhams at all costs incase hes there, shopping trip to Livingston on Friday instead.
those eyebrows tho, you can clearly see where they have been tattoo'd as they are no where near as dark as his actual eye brow but he likes to look back over the past year and see how far he has come....really Mario, really?
He pissed me off when he said about how lucky ppl are to get 2 weeks off at Christmas, I am one of those people who finish up today BUT its not a choice, my manager decides to close the office and you need to SAVE your holidays for that period of time so duck of Mario, you can take your holidays when you like and if it annoys you so much then change jobs and stop working in retail!!
I avoid going to Glasgow and Debenhams at all costs incase hes there, shopping trip to Livingston on Friday instead.
those eyebrows tho, you can clearly see where they have been tattoo'd as they are no where near as dark as his actual eye brow but he likes to look back over the past year and see how far he has come....really Mario, really?
He works for Marks and Spencer, not sure what he does, he seems to wear hi-vis so don’t think he works on the shop floor.
thanks!! prob warehouse then, I'm a nosy witch lol
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