Cleaning With Mario #3

[Kikini Bamalam]

The day I take skincare advice off that colossal helmet is the day I rip my skin off, throw it in the washing machine on a boil wash with a bottle of Lenor and some febreeze.
I wonder which one of the drippy minged mafia asked for that particular bit of top content? It's not like the ham faced wanker hasn't done his skincare regime on there to death, is it?

Skincare with ham faced wanker Melvin

 

[Badaboom]

Skincare with ham faced wanker Melvin

 

[Frankensooze]

Jumping on the bandwagon with Mario.

He’s going to do an in depth skincare routine for us on Friday

He's done that before, smearing cheap products over his face while it gets redder and redder.

The day I take skincare advice off that colossal helmet is the day I rip my skin off, throw it in the washing machine on a boil wash with a bottle of Lenor and some febreeze.
I wonder which one of the drippy minged mafia asked for that particular bit of top content? It's not like the ham faced wanker hasn't done his skincare regime on there to death, is it?

Skincare with ham faced wanker Melvin

U OK KIKINI HUN!?!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

He's done that before, smearing cheap products over his face while it gets redder and redder.


U OK KIKINI HUN!?!

I think i'm watching too much Melvin, it's affecting my usual cheery personality

 

[SequinDress]

His lying is just off the scale. Hard to believe any of the rit that comes out his face. I’m actually so close to unfollowing cause I just can’t handle it anymore. But when what would I do with my life? Ffs

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Coming soon.... Skincare routine 2. 0

Followed by..... *drumroll* EXZEEEEMAH!

 

[Jo-Min99]

Firstly, those eyebrows knock me sick!!! They are like two wee tufts with sharpie drawn on for the rest

secondly, duck up about your journeys.No one cares!!!!!!!! Your teef or your aaaayes.

Finally, why are you making such a big deal about spending Christmas Eve in your own wee hoose? Isn’t that what most normal people do every year!!!!!????? I hate to break it to you Marvin but you are honestly really not that special babe. A bit like that rit skincare you keep boring everyone to death with.

 

[Frankensooze]

*First I spray oven cleaner on my t zone, then when it's blistering I dab some zoflora on. I rub toilet duck under my eyes, love that fresh smell ma lovelies. When it all starts to weep blood and mucus, I scrub it off with my vileda mop*

 

[BananaClub]

His lying is just off the scale. Hard to believe any of the rit that comes out his face. I’m actually so close to unfollowing cause I just can’t handle it anymore. But when what would I do with my life? Ffs

Just unfollow him but still watch his stories,that’s what I did

 

[Jo-Min99]

Saint Marvin is at it again... He is honestly the biggest inspiration to aww his followers and he just has nae idea whyyyy.... the amount of messages he gets. So forth bull bull bull.

now he gets the award for the narcissist of the year!!!!

 

[motherofdoggos]

Long time lurker here but can’t take much more Fake Louis Vuitton phone case which he will tell us about tomorrow ( how will I sleep tonight ) ... and tagging jillyisabella because her mans a rangers player ( gagging for free tickets/hospitality ) and she has 63k following and his numbers are dwindling!

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Thought there was only a couple of products he could use on his face anyway?

 

[Wheretonext]

He’ll tell us all tomorrow where to get the fake LV phone case. Can’t wait. The suspense is killing me.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

In his onesie (again) eating greggs pastie and irn bru.

 

[JessicaFletcher]

He’ll tell us all tomorrow where to get the fake LV phone case. Can’t wait. The suspense is killing me.

I'm sat here refreshing his page as we speak awaiting the info, hoping they do a diamante version!

 

[Pink4573]

Wow he loves himself. Every video I watch of him his head is getting that bit bigger. He really sees himself as saint Mario

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

It's ok ma lovelies, St Melv has finally told us where he got his phone case from. It's a christmas miracle!

Oh, the other screenshot... if she is a teacher then i weep for the future. Why on earth would you use Melv's videos as an example of kindness and humility? He's the biggest twatspanner on the planet.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

"This makes me feel so humble" does it Martin

Or is it another excuse for you to remind all your mafia that you are the 'best geigh in tha wurld 4eva'

 

[Lipsy]

He probably has fake accounts and writes to himself because he is such a compulsive liar....... anyone who really knows him well knows he’s a story teller!!!!!!!

 

[BananaClub]

It's ok ma lovelies, St Melv has finally told us where he got his phone case from. It's a christmas miracle!

Oh, the other screenshot... if she is a teacher then i weep for the future. Why on earth would you use Melv's videos as an example of kindness and humility? He's the biggest twatspanner on the planet.

The twit probably sent it to himself , yeah out of those wonderful inspiring gay icon out there and she picks Wee Marty boy from the shire ..