Hi lovelies!
Thought I would join youse in this new dayn of dawn thread and bring ma ain band.
I must confess I had a weird dream last night featuring none other than our Maz, wee Derek and Lorraine Kelly?!
Maz was building a hoose fae the grun up and Derek and I were hiding on the top floor. Maz was raging and came storming up a ladder but the ladder fell and he hurt everything, not just aw his shooders.
Then Lorraine Kelly appeared and told him the placement of the ladder was utterly stupid and he was thick as pig shit, and so forth. We left Maz stuck under the ladder and went off to the pub
Moral of the story: Don’t watch his stories before bed!