Hahaha what did he say?!Why the hell is St Martin acting like he now owns ava mayAlso anyone notice how he mentioned the still game tickets and his brother after it was mentioned on here. So predictable ... the only reason they went is because it was a freebie
Just when you thot he couldn’t possibly be any more of a dickHis real name is Martin... whaaaaaaat.
I can’t recover from this
What’s a ring light .... is that so Derek can see where he’s going?Oh he’s gone and got himself a snazzy little ‘ring light’ - like a superstar vlogger! So we get more hand motions and even more flare from all his mirrored glittery shite in the background!
He really loves himself, doesn’t he?!
He is showing the messages because it was brought up on here that he always goes on about thousands of messages that we didn’t believe he got . A few days later he starts showing one or two messages but without the name . Bet it’s his Mum and sister sending him the messages ,that’s why we never see the name .And now he is showing each and every purchase of Ava May/Semichem wank welts. Sweet Jesus. It’s going to be a long... multiple dot kind of day!
Why he feels the need to repost private messages, pisses me off. They’re private, the person (deluded fool) sending it, didn’t intend for it to be shown to the masses of Mario/Martin disciples!
When he comes on later, he’s going to be ‘pure buzzin’ from all the ‘hunners’ of messages that he’s had throughout the day. But, Hannah so deserves this journey - he’s only a small margin of it - don’t forget! Yet he wanks on about it all much more than Hannah!!
Yes to all of this!The way he is carrying on its as if
1. He has created this scent himself (rather than just copying Tom Ford), hand blending the ingredients that he has sourced after years of trial and error.
2. It’s been launched to incredible fanfare, something on the scale of hysteria when Apple launched the iPad-not a small fronting on a shelf below boxes of chocolates and above toilet cleaner.
“ A boy like me “ is he not about 36 year old ?Yes to all of this!
Martin has delusions of grandeur methinks.
What a gobshite.
The sky is more than beyond your limits...? Martin that doesn’t sound right petYes to all of this!
Martin has delusions of grandeur methinks.
What a gobshite.
Exactly! Surely postage and packaging from doing an online order would be cheaper than driving 70 miles, less impact on the environment and better time management?Got this far and said enough is enough - I'd say his head is so big it'll not fit on the paisley Express
Wank weltsAnd now he is showing each and every purchase of Ava May/Semichem wank welts. Sweet Jesus. It’s going to be a long... multiple dot kind of day!
Why he feels the need to repost private messages, pisses me off. They’re private, the person (deluded fool) sending it, didn’t intend for it to be shown to the masses of Mario/Martin disciples!
When he comes on later, he’s going to be ‘pure buzzin’ from all the ‘hunners’ of messages that he’s had throughout the day. But, Hannah so deserves this journey - he’s only a small margin of it - don’t forget! Yet he wanks on about it all much more than Hannah!!
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