Cleaning With Mario #2

Mack84 · Oct 3, 2019

cleaningupthecrap said:
And it's another day of 'crazy antics' aka sitting on the sofa, "chilling" and moaning about how freezing it is.

"So yeah", if my life were that dull I might screech in a high pitched voice about some #gifted washing powder

moaning about how freezing it is but he’s got his windows wide to the world absolute dick that he is

Claudius43 · Oct 3, 2019

If he says he loves one more thing I’m going to throw my phone out the fucking window

Greedy beggy · Oct 3, 2019

Well what a surprise he got when P&G sent up him and Derek matching slippers and other scented items to poison that poor cat . If he didn’t know it was coming how did P&G know what size of slipper to get him and Derek ?? He is so full of shit .
Everything is beautiful and his “fav” .

BananaClub · Oct 3, 2019

Wonder where he’s put his tumble dryer he had it sitting in the middle of kitchen floor and he hasn’t shown it again I’m thinking he hasn’t got anywhere to put it so it’s just still sitting there otherwise he would be constantly showing it off ....everything he picked up from the range was either ugly or tacky or both ....just like him .

cleaningupthecrap · Oct 3, 2019

Now this might sound a bit out of the blue, because he has been really, REALLY subtle about it , but does anyone else think Mario wants to be a rep for the Range? LOVE GUYS, ONLY £5.99, LOVE, I JUST LOVE IT, LOVE,

Be More Pacific · Oct 4, 2019

Derek, looming in the background stroking his moustache tonight, is like 1970's porn on Insta!

Claudius43 · Oct 4, 2019

I couldn’t watch the dots from last night in case he ruined any of DragRaceUK for me but don’t him and derek just fucking love themselves? Pretty sure Mario would rather listen to his own voice than anything else

cleaningupthecrap · Oct 4, 2019

Rain loves to chill while I clean.....no, she's trying to escape the fumes from 6 million different chemical scents. It really isn't healthy or necessary to be using that many products, plus the bloody reeds and melts and laundry products.

Sorry, Rayn or however you spell it

ABN1105 · Oct 4, 2019

That poor fucking cat! How can a one bed flat need that amount of shit sprayed around it?! Its a bloody house cat aswel. Sin!

BananaClub · Oct 4, 2019

He’s just showed his tumble dryer after me mentioning it yesterday..Hi Mario ..anyway it is still just sitting in the middle of his kitchen hes even got cardboard under it ...oh dear mario what is it you always say ...you just show it how it is ..the good the bad and the ugly ...well you certainly got the bad and the ugly ....still waiting for the good , next time you doing a story in the kitchen can you try not get your cat doing its business...god to think you cook in there

Greedy beggy · Oct 4, 2019

what’s he like singing to James Happy Birthday , does he think he’s a good singer ? His cat would sound better . I think Derek is signalling for help with the way he is in the back ground raising his eyebrows up and down ,especially when Mario started singing .

Mack84 · Oct 4, 2019

He lives for the shopping hauls on a Saturday but no one has done any today.....

it’s cause it’s Friday hun

BananaClub · Oct 4, 2019

Greedy beggy said:
what’s he like singing to James Happy Birthday , does he think he’s a good singer ? His cat would sound better . I think Derek is signalling for help with the way he is in the back ground raising his eyebrows up and down ,especially when Mario started singing .

He was trying to sing it in an American accent,I actually cringe watch him !!!!!

Nellyellie · Oct 4, 2019

That fucking singing

airyfairy76 · Oct 4, 2019

Kay69 said:
He was trying to sing it in an American accent,I actually cringe watch him !!!!!

Wad he was trying to do a Marilyn Monroe? My eardrums are bleeding.

Divinechat · Oct 4, 2019

The singing oh dear god the singing. What the hell was that .... why did he start in a scottish accent and finish like a deluded marilyn monroe. I actually cant .....

cleaningupthecrap · Oct 4, 2019

My embarrassment has embarrassment over the singing and constant pulling together of that bloody dressing gown as if it was a fur coat.

Giselle · Oct 5, 2019

Greedy beggy said:
what’s he like singing to James Happy Birthday , does he think he’s a good singer ? His cat would sound better . I think Derek is signalling for help with the way he is in the back ground raising his eyebrows up and down ,especially when Mario started singing .

Derek must be like .... why are you calling yourself Mario ... your name is Martin you fucking twat

Kikini Bamalam · Oct 5, 2019

cleaningupthecrap said:
My embarrassment has embarrassment over the singing and constant pulling together of that bloody dressing gown as if it was a fur coat.

My anus and vagina have both healed in total embarrassment. Only Mario could think it was the height of sophistication and cool to do that.

Is it true his name is really Martin? If it is that is the funniest thing ever! It could only be topped if it came out his name was really Melvin

Dazza · Oct 5, 2019

His name is Mario. Definitely.

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