Cleaning with Mario #17 Dealing with Mario. He's Classy, Boujee, Ratchet

[NOID-phal]

Please dont.....

 

[Doodlebug71]

I fear we have lost Miriam the patron saint of all things boujee and bespoke furever..the longer he stays aff his platform the harder it will be for him to get back oan...
Or will we get weeks and weeks of his plush shite rammed into eleventy billion dots...come on Marjorie ye cannae stay in a big huff forever and I'm missing seeing you pumping that mop bucket with your W W slippers on...so aye and so forth

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Sidles in, pretends I’m not really here, gets a friend to stir the pot with some made up gossip and sits back (but not too far or I’ll fall off) on ma bespoke plush gifted sofa, sips some Fabulosa out of my sparkling cockring glasses and watches it all. (Through my £3.99 huge ebay specs)

 

[Poptart]

He’s just posted!

Its fucking instagram...an app. Why do these people make out like they work for the fucking United Nations?!

Actually it’s a juice and tapas holder

Ok, I'll allow that debate...My post!My rules!

 

[Cagayu]

this. I'm pretty irritated that he's letting anyone assume he's been trolled off his platform.

"All areas of my life now" was a rod he created for his own back. Now that something unboujee is happening to him, the spotlight isn't so welcome.

“Selected areas of my life now “

 

[Be More Pacific]

So, the upshot of that load of badly written piffle is, as always.....

More importantly lads...

WE'VE HAD A FUCKING REPOST

 

[Noseybonk]

View attachment 201204 I want whatever Irishlin is on. Maybe the zoflora fumes have addled her brain

She be trippin!


“All areas of my box room back at my Aunties, while I claim UC now”

 

[Prettyiconic55]

I use mine everyday. I will never let anyone dull my shine

Don’t ever let anyone dull your shine or your spine, hun. *powerkick to camera and out of time finger wiggle to camera*

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I think the fact he went on about it rather passionately shows he has read here

 

[Be More Pacific]

Fucking chavvy, live, laugh, love gobshites trying to blame Tattle. We have been clamouring for his return!! Admittedly to laugh at him but we'll just gloss over that

Definitely been given the old heave ho by Debs I reckon. We all knew it was coming,

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

His hair looks like it's falling off the back of his head. So strange.

It looks like he had a lobotomy....that would explain a lot. actually that would explain everything

 

[Cagayu]

Is Flannels some sort of fancy shop? I’ve never heard of it.


Oh dear! Is that due to her being really unprofessional on insta stories whilst in her work uniform?


Hilarious! We just need one of him as Ross from Friends assuring us he’s ABZALOOTELY FIIINNEEEE

He has got way too much hair and it looks odd

 

[Prettyiconic55]

Calm down Linda love.

Wtf is she on about, name them?? Like everyone has signed up with their government names. Even HER name isn’t a legitimate name .

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I know she’s not Mario and I know I’ve said it before but Glasgow’s scummy Mummy has got me hooked. I’m now counting the number of lies she tells each week, we are only on Thursday and I’ve counted 12 so far. And she spends money quicker than Mario can blow dry his three hairs.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Trying too hard Marion.....nobody is buying it. Book a wee spelling and grammar class while you’re (correct use) aff the gram.

 

[Johnnoijones]

I know a website that creates celebrity prayer candles. You can also send a photo and they will create one with the face of the person with the body of jesus. We should all get one and light them outside his flat

 

[Fickledipped19]

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Anyone else think Dazlin is trolling Mario here..?

Dazlin can fuck right off the troll! That’s obviously living room furniture, why is she taking the piss

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

“Selected areas of my life now “

Next thread title.....

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The wean was going to have two black eyes because she cut her nose - no, she’s cut her nose ya whalloper!

She was starting with a personal trainer, for the 84th time since lock down.

She is looking to get a second dog, naw yer no, shut up!

Honestly, everyday it’s something else and the addiction to buying bath bombs and rotten Calvin Klein clothes is off the scale.

And don’t start me on the bags under her eyes...

Now the wean has jammed her fingers in the door and wants nurses to tell her if she needs to get it checked out - Naw, you don’t, shut the fuck up.

No wonder I drink at 9am.

Mario, please come back, I need you.

Now she’s comparing herself to Kanye West ....she spends loads yet her actually house is a riot !!!!!!

She spent a fortune on stuff for the front garden but her grass is now the height of the fence. She’s no worked a day in 4 months, and doesn’t actually look after her weans so could be out there with a strimmer!

Can someone tell me what is remotely likeable about her? I can’t find a single thing, but I am fascinated with how much shite she talks!

 

[NOID-phal]

A couple of months ago he was eyeing up his dream hoose, now he's jobless, humourless, eyebrow less, and maybe even Derek less. Fate has been very cruel to oor Mario.