twilightgarden
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Do you think if we all stand in front of a mirror in our best hoosecoats and say ‘Marion, Marion, Marion’ the three haired wiping guru will come back to us?! Candy man style.
I think something has changed in his life. If he was still furloughed, Derek was at work and he was still sitting around in his borrower flat I don’t think he would have the will power to stay off the gram. He is either back at work, got a new job or living somewhere else, I am sure of it. I just want him to come on and update us so we can know. The minute he is back with his million dot stories I will be fed up with him again. I am not really missing him, more that I hate not knowing what has happenedWell I learnt something new about Mario in the last few days... the bloke dose have willpower staying off the gram, not begging for shit. If only he had the same amount of willpower on his spending and plucking his eyebrows![]()
Not at all, I've always been polite to Melv, the rotten wee shite bag that he nice is!Why did he block you? Did you comment on something?
I took some money from my purse last night, 2 £20 notes to be precise, put them by my dog's nose and said "smell the wealth"I’m on nights this week so when the day staff come in, I give them a little handover & I keep finding myself ending it with ‘so aye, nothing else to tell ya’s’ then I hate myself for my marioisms
that right there is why he'll never be a big influencer. He is such an over inflated, egomaniac who thinks his better than what he is. You'd think he was an famous A list celebrity with the way he goes on.Oh my lovelie, i was just about to post the same thing! He's given 18 months of his life?! You'd think he'd been doing somehning amazing for 18 months, not spaying bloody disinfectant and face mists. I'm disappointed that he will only be back now and again.
Would it be terrible of me to admit that I have kidnapped Melvin Silence of the Lambs style and have him snuggly inside my deep hole? I will be making myself a real Melvin suit made out of pure, bespoke, boujee Melvin special sensitive skin! I shall parade around the streets in my Melvin suit and people will whisper as I sashay past "OMG is that 10 year old boy there the real Melvin, Prince of Paisley?" and I shall flash them my bespoke Melvin teeth at them and make a potato heart at them.Are you closeted in your shed @Kikini Bamalam in some kind of trance? I’m imagining you naked apart from some Speeonjay cloths, lots of smoke from all the burning wax melts, candles and chemicals, offering the Dyson 3 hair dryer up to the picture of Cliff/Melvin while you speak in tongues
I've just had a horrible image go through my head of Melvin with his lad in one hand and doing his hand kissy kissy thing he does with the other.Applying for universal credit. Setting up an only fans and taking rudey pics. Getting the train down to Essex and shouting through Mrs Hinch letterbox every day SAWFEE I LOVE YOUSE.
Going to his gp and crying about his baldness jurneh he's going on.![]()
I sent him a link to an article about how cats were dying from all the household chemicals being sprayed/used around the house. I told him I wasn't hating, ust wanted him to be informed he was killing his cat slowly. I got a bespoke boujee diamond as a reply, meaning he either didn't read the article or he didn't care *shrugs shoulders* There's no helping thick cuntsIt would do no good. There’s no talking sense to Marion. He must know on some level that spraying all the shit he does can’t be nice or good for the cat. If he reads here he will have seen it mentioned loads. I also think some of his well meaning sheep would have brought it to his attention but it’ll be ignored because so much of his content is based exclusively on spraying stuff and buying spray refills and candles and wax melts and plugins etc because the bedsit is a fraction of the size of his peers (ha!) insta pads there’s literally no other content he can create.