It’s day 5 of no mario. I’m at a loss with what to do with myself now, I saw a piece of dog shit on the path this morning and thought of him. I look out of the window blankly and imagine his return, full of spelling mistakes and him blowing kisses at the camera. I quickly check my Instagram and realise he’s gone still, a fake tear builds up in the corner of my eye and I pretend to wipe it away. This action alone reminds me of him. Our boujee boy, lost in paisley.
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Be More Pacific
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She's locked in that tiny hallwayOot robbing
if Rayn did that It would be hilarious..
On a serious note though, when they’re both out. What do they do with Rayn ? Is she free to roam the shoebox?
She'd probably be shitting all over his bed like Amber Heard if she wasn't
NoodlesToodles
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Should we hold some sort of vigil? Socially distanced of course. Go to your nearest b and m, wrapped in yer hoosecoat clutching a boujee candle. We could stand outside and silently contemplate on the good old days. All the better if yer hoosecoat is grey but all colours welcome.
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His blocked list has to be larger than his classy, boujee, ratchet flat
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I hope it’s not naked Mario with a wax melt covering his meat and two vegI don’t follow Avamay but just seen this on her stories.....surely not
TheNiceBeardMan
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I had a thought about this giant sewing box table monzo has been gifted. Imagine if it really did have a lid that lifted up and you could pop maladdin in there when you wanted a bit of peace? Just slam the lid down and fuck off out for a few weeks xxx
NOID-phal
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Mario on Grindr "ma knawb is as big as ma nose"I hadn’t even thought of that!! But of course he wouldn’t be allowed to, he would then see all the guys Mario is talking to on Grindr
Kikini Bamalam
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Could Melvin's place get anymore footballers wives? The spanner has no taste whatsoever. I do wonder if Dezzer secretly hates it all but is so off his tits most of the time that he just lets it pass?
since Felicia is his favourite name, it only seemed fitting to clarify what his tattoo says
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DilysMcGillis
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Aw youse lovelies awreddy know ahz ah’ve said it many, many times: ah’m in ma ain lane oan heeyurTo quote mario (in English) Soph is in her lane and Mario is in his
No doubt @DilysMcGillis can give you the word for word
Ah arriterate, ma ain lane, pacifically fur me, it’z a bespoke, luchzewry, plush, boujee, wan way street kinnovva lane On a serious note, though, can I just say that Instagram is shite without Meirdre & his rambling musings 
Between him being AWOL & the vanishing thread on Sammi I am bereft, I tell you, bereft 
menopausalmargrit
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Joan is moi. It’s my 5th fake Instagram page as after a few sweet sherry’s I can’t help myself and have to either comment on one of his posts or message him, and alas, I get BYE FELISHA!Who was it?
But honest to fucking god, why does he need anymore melts or candles? No wonder poor Rayn is never well, poor cat is eating fluffy towels flavoured kitty Kat.
Be More Pacific
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It's so damn hard isn't it?Bless your heart Pacificyou are a much better person than me as I couldn't give a shit about Melvin losing his job because in my opinion, he is a nasty wee scrote inside and oot
I do think that it'll do him some good to have to get his spending under control, be more grateful for what he has and maybe start to appreciate & respect Derek far more than he appears to. Hopefully he'll come out the otherside with a bit more humility and class.
I do agree that he has probably lost his job and him spending (even though he must have known what was likely to happen with Debs) was his way of warding off the thought of inevitable redundancy, in his odd bespoke Melvin way. Like you I am in massive debt 55k in 2010 now down to 35k this year, woohoo (damn you bipolar and BPD *shakes fist at cloud.gif*) But like you, with a lot of hard work I am getting better at the mad spending.
Anyway Melvinites, to cheer us all up in these dark Melvinless times, I've made us a pure bespoke and boujie Melvin doing the potato heart gif, so aye and so forth
There are so many reasons for our debt (that I won't bore you with) but being depressed and joining Instagram definitely fuelled it big time. Buying stuff to try and cheer myself up, buying stuff for content - it's such a massive trap and it does NOT make you happy. I think Manbagzda is VERY guilty of this. I genuinely hope, if he has lost his job, it will be a huge wake up call for him - taking a step back from Instagram is a good start. And if he takes a seat and gets some class, even better
The debt was manageable until I had to give up work due to having MS much, much sooner (years) than I expected to - then the shit really hit the fan. I had £20,000 of debt in my own name written off on medical grounds because I had no income - the remaining £30,000 is in my partner's name. We were never on the breadline but it was getting to the point where all the cards were coming to the point of being maxed out and we were really struggling at the end of each month. His parents offered us a house they own for free so we could sort ourselves out and have paid off £19,000 that was on two credit cards and deferred payment until we have paid the third one off. I can't tell you how grateful I am to them for that. We're just about the make the final payment on that last card on Friday - then we start paying them back. So hopefully, in 19 months or sooner, we'll be debt free.
You have done SO bloody well love
Just keep on going and my advice would be don't be buying 75 body mists for your face, 125 car air fresheners for a car that doesn't exist and do not, under any circumstances, accept any furniture from a woman called Danielle in Glasgow even if she begs you to take it 
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cleaningupthecrap
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Send your messages through me, so I can check every aspect of my 'finances' life.
Firstly, a new phone comes the next day doesn't it.
Secondly, what's wrong with Derek using Melvin's phone to log onto his messages.
Seems very controlling to me
Firstly, a new phone comes the next day doesn't it.
Secondly, what's wrong with Derek using Melvin's phone to log onto his messages.
Seems very controlling to me
TheNiceBeardMan
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If he blocks me I am going to smash his letterbox in.
