Rayn “please for the love of furballs; someone get me the duck out of this shoebox!!!!
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To be fair it doesn't matter if he's on insta or not because he doesn't earn any money from it!
Yes, but that would be like me, an accountant, saying I’ve taken a month off of performing brain surgery.
Oh I know, the being in a fortunate enough position to take a month off IG were his words not mine. He’ll of heard Molly Mae or his best frenemy Hinch say it and thought it applies to him.
I’m mortified for him at the state of those manky cuffs on that “oodie”! Maybe as a cleaning “influencer” he could like you know wash his clothes 
They probably pay next to nothing rent to the council so a mortgage wouldnt suit them he is just gonna cry and get on until he is moved to a new property
I bet she's got something to do with the plug-ins mysteriously going missing...
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Treatit maself to the dots of doom and him going across the water to the borders has ended me 
I get an irrational rage when he says if you don't know get to know... could smash my phone against the wall 
So much to unpick fae the last 24 hours ma lovelies.
Tell me you now want to work with P&G and climb up Mrs Hinch’s hoop without actually telling me Marion
Whit an embarrassment!
Tell me you now want to work with P&G and climb up Mrs Hinch’s hoop without actually telling me Marion
Whit an embarrassment!
I didn't know you "bought" a mortgage. The 3 I've had, I've never once bought one, like ken aff the shelf...?
Let’s say he could stop spending the petty cash on absolute tat and get a bit of savings started for a deposit, neither of them have good credit, that’s clearly the main issue I think!! 
Oh it’s so weird to call her Mrs hinch as I know her as Soph -
oh bore off we get it, you’ve met her in person no one cares!
Oh it’s so weird to call her Mrs hinch as I know her as Soph -
oh bore off we get it, you’ve met her in person no one cares!I think that's his issue hen, mortgages are a bit like wands. They pick the wizard. Lenders get to pick and choose who they lend to, the concept is totally lost on him.
His grammar is fckn off the scale!!!!!!! I cannae cope with listening to him waffle on. He's hoping for a new build council gaff
I've visions of our Queen Rayn sat in the 'open just an inch' window of the Paisley Penthouse and spotting Dumb and Dumber coming home aff the McGills then trying to squeeze a plug-in oot the gap to take aim at Moanio's flat heed.
Yaaaaas Queen
Edited to add that it's likely Moanio's Kerries mean he hasn't seen that he's stepping over plug ins was well as bitten aff ears.
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I’ve missed the Sunday cleaning of the ‘whole house’. Everyone knows it’s barely more than a bed sit but the delusions of grandeur are huge with our Marion 
Pahhh hahahah Deek with the ironing board on the lowest possible height.
Weeks aff that app and the only things that have happened are he's been declined for a mortgage and put on another stone
Weeks aff that app and the only things that have happened are he's been declined for a mortgage and put on another stone
And “don’t walk….run”. duck off I’ve no run since I was at school I’d probably drop deadI get an irrational rage when he says if you don't know get to know... could smash my phone against the wall
Actually lolled at wee deek doing the ironing. Needs a wee step so he's got a better reach 🫠
I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah)Them other boys don't know how to act (yeah)
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