He’s such a grot bag. A very private person but can’t resist flashing his pubey, pissy toilet pan on the gramMarion, will you put that bloody toilet lid down before you treat us to a view of your bathroom. You’d think that toilet was full of pee, ffs.
When I was house hunting a couple of years ago I rejected every house that had photos with the toilet seat and lid up. It turns my stomach.He’s such a grot bag. A very private person but can’t resist flashing his pubey, pissy toilet pan on the gram
Hahahahaha this would be me. Bought a new build cos I couldn't cope with it all.When I was house hunting a couple of years ago I rejected every house that had photos with the toilet seat and lid up. It turns my stomach.
He totally did that through gritted teeth."Well dun boys on ye collaboration"
*bile stuck in throat*
"Ah paid for these maself 'cos it's fae charity"
*runs off sobbing*
"Here's my new Daisy Blue was melts"
*fuck ye Hannah!*
“Ahza said, ahza said, ahza said...” Deirdre’s fuckin’ ragin’, make no mistake"Well dun boys on ye collaboration"
*bile stuck in throat*
"Ah paid for these maself 'cos it's fae charity"
*runs off sobbing*
"Here's my new Daisy Blue was melts"
*fuck ye Hannah!*
Oh, and praise be! Raising funds for our beloved National Service“Ahza said, ahza said, ahza said...” Deirdre’s fuckin’ ragin’, make no mistakeI actually think (in his own head) likening them to ESPA products was a sly dig, but it’s funny as fuck because he copied his bespoke & boujee scent from Tom Ford The irony is lost on Deirdre, and so forth
Oooooh, and now his “face mist” has “came”“Ahza said, ahza said, ahza said...” Deirdre’s fuckin’ ragin’, make no mistakeI actually think (in his own head) likening them to ESPA products was a sly dig, but it’s funny as fuck because he copied his bespoke & boujee scent from Tom Ford The irony is lost on Deirdre, and so forth
Oh, and praise be! Raising funds for our beloved National Service
But it’s his fave!! (Despite never using it before)His three bottles of body mist have arrivedwhy does he need to order three of the same product? You’d think with his highly sensitive skin he’d want to try it out first
It’z hiz fave, hiz abzaloot staypullBut it’s his fave!! (Despite never using it before)
Abzalootlee fummingFUMMING!!! Our Marion has just realised he’s bought the wrong stuff. I’m wetting myself.
“It’z reccomonded fur the boady”Abzalootlee fumming
Including the boabyAbzalootlee fumming
“It’z reccomonded fur the boady”
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