He broke it and had to buy Ikea ones to replace itEy lads, what's happened to Melv's boujie crystal bead bedside lamps he was gifted?
They matched the ceiling one didn't they? He gushed aboot them for eeges. Gone.
Didn’t he break it? He was wittering the other week about how he broke a lamp, he found it highly amusing. The wee dick.Ey lads, what's happened to Melv's boujie crystal bead bedside lamps he was gifted?
They matched the ceiling one didn't they? He gushed aboot them for eeges. Gone.
When he said deek didn’t take care of his skincare until he saw maz does loooool, what’s wrong with a good wash with soap and water and a bit of moisturiser? Doesn’t matter which one it’s all a fad anyways , it’s not going to stop the wrinkles lolAt last oor deek has accquired a skincare regime, Marion must have been in a good mood when she added them all in the bespoke basket so aye
And it’s STORIES! Overuse (overyouse?It’s use. USE USE USE. Don’t you have spellcheck Mazda?
“non bespoke”How dare Mavis expose awe areas of Denzels life, Does the wee prick have permission to discuss wae his hunners and hunners of mafia his Denzels non bespoke facecare routine
.so aye
Actually kinda shocked at the state of the skirting, how bad it is. Wonder if it was a botched paint job by Mario, like the grey wall tiles. Looks almost like they've been chewed on. Heh, maybe it was the rats that one time
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And really. who has a toasted bacon buttie ?!
I'm so glad you askedEy lads, what's happened to Melv's boujie crystal bead bedside lamps he was gifted?
They matched the ceiling one didn't they? He gushed aboot them for eeges. Gone.
Didn't they also gift him the NOT pink DEFINITELY grey lamp in the living room? How crass to then break one of the lamps they gifted him and then not buy replacements from them instead.I'm so glad you asked.
Super cleanfluencer that he is, he said one broke into bits when he washed the shade in water that was too hot.
Then he delivered a most insincere apology to Pagazzi, who had gifted the pair to him, and replaced both lamps with IKEA ones.
Pagazzi have a shop just over the road from Melvins IKEA branch, so I bet they're ecstatic that he walked past them and wouldn't put his hand in his pocket and give them the business.
I'm thinking no more freebies from them, and no more fun debating lampshades of indeterminate colour.
Bawbag
IS that skincare Derek's own choice?How dare Mavis expose awe areas of Denzels life, Does the wee prick have permission to discuss wae his hunners and hunners of mafia his Denzels non bespoke facecare routine
.so aye
So true. He bought the la roche posay face mist the other day and claims it’s stunning and perfect then goes on to say he has 3 other face mists coming from beauty bay soon. THREE!? What kind of rare skin unicorn needs a total of 4 misting products!?So if Dereks skin is not dry, not sensitive, no spots, no blackheads, whatever he has done up until now has obviously been fine. There is absolutely no reason to start buying all sorts of lotions and potions. It’s all just an excuse for Melv to spend more money ’its for Derek’ He has a shopping addiction, he needs a hobby all he has in his life is shopping (cleaning and skincare are just an excuse for buying more stuff and more gadgets)
Body mistsHe'll never get decent brands to work with him as hes so classless. He swears non stop, is borderline abusive to Derek at times, can hardly spell or speak properly ... the list goes on. He has an ideal niche market he could tap into - decluttering and organising/space saving hacks for a small flat. But instead he continues to keep hoarding stuff here, there and everywhere... So aye...
Also, wondering what the craic is with his job. Maybe he has been made redundant and got a small payout, hence all the splashing the cash on needless, useless shite! Hes spent over £20 on useless face mists alone this week ffs!
Funny that Mrs Hinch also talked about the same thing this week.....It’s use. USE USE USE. Don’t you have spellcheck Mazda?
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