Exhausted Pigeon
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I don't think Rayn's pink bowls are new, they're just the grey ones with a crust of fabulosa thats built up over time.
Well you've certainly got the "just" of the lingoPretty new to our M but SO many questions, hoping you can help me oot ma lovelies
1. He's serious yeah? About being a cleaning account? Seems to be but I swear some of it's like an episode of Gary Tank Commander so want to check
2. Do we ever see Derek? (I've only seen him in bed ill)
3. Do we ever see his lordship oot the hoose?
4. Does the cat get new bowls every other day? (only been following him a wee while and spotted about 6 changes already)
So aye, if somewan could fill me in, that would be great. If I don't reply straight away, dinnae worry, I'm awrite just mebbe taking a wee break, but I'm fine honestly - no dms or messages I AM FINE, so aye.....
oor marions no feelin a greasy breakfast the day so hes only used about half a pint a oil to fry his tottie scone, nae debates oan his page noo thats jus no wit his page is abootOhh Mazza you Luvlyy ya crack up with ye non greasy breakfast There
It's a donation to the sperm bank. Derek has to raise extra cash to pay for Melvin's treats somehowWhat’s with the sample jars on top of the cake stand?
Cosy is something I want to be in Autumn and Winter. I want comfy in Spring and summer. But that's our Melv - a man for no seasons!Can I just say 'cosy days' (which is usually accompanied by him clutching the grey monstrosity of a hoosecoat around his neck), makes me feel stabby.
He did buy him a shiny Trackie - I think it was in the colour white so when they dress like his n his, they fit the colour palette of the tat cave. The pop of pink is introduced by the fact that Melv is a bell endDo you think there will come a day when he treats Delboy to a cheeky we gift? The greedy bastard. It’s Dereks flat, Derek has worked all through the pandemic, Dereks got him untold gifts, he’s never received a single thing in return. Grabby Marion is so lucky Dels not my son, I batter the piss taking knob headed ponce!!!