Shrekssister
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H stands for honking ma hen and nae debates
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SuzyE
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He never donates, the tight fisted bastard. And if he did he'd make it known by showing a screenshot of it to make him look good.
Yeah, you're a horrible friend, Mario
Ferguson
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mutleypaws
Member
I just can't stop watching this while absolutely howling every time.
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AllieBee
VIP Member
OMG I am pissing myself! This is just brilliant. Whoever wrote that review needs a Tattle star! And the fact they responded so nicely. Howling!
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I just had to go and read the review again and I literally can't breathe. The person who wrote the response must have been pissing themselves. Also. They probably thought MDM has learning difficulties and they would be right! Can I award the Tattle gold medal for services to Tattle right now. I would love to know who wrote the review I have my suspicions and I think it's one of our 'lovelies' !!!
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Shrekssister
VIP Member
Oh my god ma hens ma title won. Having a lethal wee aperol was tonic tae celebrate.
Washing all his towels, what does he mean? Both towels? Surely his damp towel rail disnae runneth over
Washing all his towels, what does he mean? Both towels? Surely his damp towel rail disnae runneth over
Shrekssister
VIP Member
So I've been trying but honest to god she's hard of brains and kerry katonas. Over the last couple of days I was periodically unfollowing, then immediately refollowing, then unfollowing. Randomly all throughout the day. Then this morning within 2 minutes of her posting her fluffy story, I literally followed and unfollowed about 6 times in rapid succession, absolutely nothing. Still following the silly bitch now. Added a bespoke wee time stamped screenshot as well for all of you. I'm back cosy in the followers, back to his DMs soon (hoping unfollowing etc hasn't affected that 🫠) so aye, she's full of shite is my scientific conclusion.
Madge2022
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Hello ma lovelieLove to see him with glitter paint on his face, with butterfly wings oan and wellies gurning aff his chops in the techno tent
Daisy Uncle
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He means where he lives is rotten ma lovelie, he's so thick he doesn't know there is beauty and history close by. If there was a blue plaque to Mrs Hinch he'd visit it though.
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Little Miss Planner
Chatty Member
This is exactly why people unfollow him. He's such a toxic little 🪱. His account is negative, bitchy, boring, uninspiring, definitely un-influencing and has absolutely zero cleaning content. His quotes are all passive aggressive, he oozes jealousy and needs to remember that's he's 40 not 4. He's a grown ass man more concerned about who follows than getting on with actual content for his account.
Honestly does he think he's intimidating anyone with this post? I unfollowed years ago and still not blocked so up yours Mario! If you do block me ill just watch on my arse licking follower account
I only watch in order to enjoy the banter on this thread and to remind myself how not to live life. What a rude little man he is. Oh and the irony of his post is that we all know he secretly reads here.....we 
you Moanio 
OhhBacon
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Another individual has donated £20 so it’s now up to £50! So far 3 people have donated and Mazda isn’t one of them although this is his ‘fuck it year’ so clearly he has thought fuck it to give any of his earnings to charity.
It really shows how utterly uninfluentioal and fake all the thousands of followers are. I’ve got a couple of hundred friends on Facebook (old school, I know) and less than ten mates in my work what’s app group and I could get more donations that these loons with their ’influence’!
AllieBee
VIP Member
We did. We sent you an email to your AOL inbox did you not get it?!Same thing just happened to me.
Not one of them messaged us tae tell us
Shesaidwhat?
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Would it make you feel better if I told you I drove past a McGill’s bus when I was in Glasgow and involuntarily gave it a little wave?I have to admit something that actually makes me cringe inside out when I think about it. A few weeks ago, I’d had a few of those lethaland some friends (Marion wouldn’t know what these are) came back to mine and as we walked through my front door I said ‘smell the wealth!’ They were all like ‘wtf’ and I honestly don’t know why it came out my mouth. (Not even wealthy). I pretended it was a scene from a film I’d watched. I’ve truly been influenced by that fat cunt but not in the way he would want.
Rachy24881
Well-known member
When I see that blanket, all I see is thisCashmere my arse. My cats blanket is thicker than that crap. It's probably last years stock they couldn't get rid of
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The state of that man child
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fuzzylilmanpeach
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Hello cunts, I have just caught up after a bespoke childbirth journey and just want to show some boujie appreciation to @mammaof3 who has allowed me to keep up with Maz and his collection of vile trolls. I have stopped watching any of his posts with his nails on a blackboard voice if the wean is with me or near me as I canny handle his perfect ears being besmirched by that cretin so the update posts will continue to be appreciated. Thanks hen x
He wouldny know what to dae wi a wean. It would be dressed in shein polyester and skooshed with one of its scents of the day but would have nae nappy on and a savers bag for a pram.
He wouldny know what to dae wi a wean. It would be dressed in shein polyester and skooshed with one of its scents of the day but would have nae nappy on and a savers bag for a pram.
Luckycorr13
Chatty Member
Just drove by the safe space, so beige boujee.
And before anyone tells me tae get in my ain lane I was in the back seat, so keep tae yersels kapeesh.
The Hilton of Paisley
And before anyone tells me tae get in my ain lane I was in the back seat, so keep tae yersels kapeesh.
The Hilton of Paisley
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Two cars aye, but how many salt n pepper sets ye got hen?Fuck sake Hens, husband just bought a second car for driving to and from the train station of the mornings (it’s too far to walk) and he’s only gone and bought a Mazda. Now I’ll be thinking of the fuzzy haired worm every time I get inI feel like I need to go on a wee blocking journey to cleanse my brain.
I, ICantWithThesePeople, call it criss and joos to myself when I’m doing the shopping, also.
New York, America,
That place abroad,
Not hard of droving,
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