Cleaning with Mario #127 My AOL inbox runneth over.

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Amazing! Keep you power ma lovelies, spine bright.

 

[Licketyspit]

It's his sanitary towels hen. That's wit he's talking aboot. That wee brand Always, it's summer vacay wans with aeroplane wings. Scent is unbelievable.
Ye didnae know but ah' ve jist telt ye.
So aye.
Also.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

As someone who doesn't follow these boushie brands what does the H stand for? and why does he needs that many throws? is this another thing he hoards with trainers and perfume

Halatosis.
Hard of front and back doors.
Hasn’t got a clue.
Halfwit.
Hinch is not your friend
Hope that helps 🫶

 

[YR80]

99%ers, ahm currently ohn ah wee block jouhneh (I can’t keep this Mario-speak up)

After he said he’d block anyone who viewed his stories without following him, I’ve watched most of them for the last 18 months and I’m STILL not blocked so now I’m going to just keep following and unfollowing the wee hedgehog, just to see what happens.

 

[AllieBee]

Here we go again, illiterate warblings and hard of English once more

CAPESH

He's turning into a parody of himself

Looks like he's got his internet blackout sorted so that's gid
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What a weirdo. And what a load of bollocks. He loses approximately 20 followers a day, I just don't believe a man of his very limited intellect can remember who's unfollowed him and know who to block when they follow him again!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Keeping trainers for next years holiday! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!

 

[Ferguson]

Who would have thought that all those 8 12 3 7 4 6 years ago when a fat bald cuckooer fae Paisley invented Instagram we'd be where we are the day.

We have a thriving virus community of which 99% of us are cunts, we've had weddings, babies., new jobs, hoose moves & clutched oor beaks along the way.

Meanwhile, all the OG of that app has done is go to B&M.

Spine bright hens, keep you power x

 

[Pepsi]

Hes gonna need a bigger notebook also
Look forward tae seeing @Shrekssister when he gets a new follower

 

[twilightgarden]

It's cos he does his cleaning with his face hen. Uses his tongue as a cleaning cloth and his nose to hoover it all up with

Even has the same hair as Marion so aye.

 

[Poptart]

Here we go again, illiterate warblings and hard of English once more

CAPESH

He's turning into a parody of himself

Looks like he's got his internet blackout sorted so that's gid
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Oh go fuck off and put your Christmas tree up. It is June afterall. Maybe if he had a life he wouldn’t notice these things or care!

 

[OhhBacon]

The just giving page has raised a grand total of £30.

Mario has 155 thousand followers. Mother Rendall herself has 23 thousand followers.

It really does show how fake the whole thing is. Mazda hasn't even donated nor any of all their other buddies on the app.
Fake arse fwends.

Popped on to do a quick update, it's just under 24 hours since the just giving has been shared by both Rendall and Mazda...the grand total is now sitting at ......
well it's still £30 and Mario hasn't put his hand in his pocket for this good cause!!!!!

 

[Realhousemouse]

I'm surprised since Andrew Wheatcroft has been posting his wedding content that we haven't had a hoose coat gathered around the neck late night passive aggressive rant about how he doesn't get folk getting married then having a party later or some other thinly veiled ramblings that are dripping with jealousy

 

[Babybail93]

Remember dinnae drink the tap watta!

I’ve packed 8 different scents for each day. I had to leave some of the weans stuff at home, but Mario told me not tae live ma life aroond the kids

 

[Ferguson]

It's 7.05 @Ferguson where's oor update, ah need tae get tae ken

Sorry @Madge2022
I can confirm I'm now refollowing the fat, bald, red hermaphrodite & I'm still not blocked x

 

[Rachy24881]

Mazda and Deeks Sunday dinner
Fine dining
Factual
Nae debates

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I was in the small business Home Bargains today and I was smelling the Lenor. It made me think of Marion and I clutched ma beak laughing and got funny looks. Mortified so I was.

That was a good dayn of dawn. Take me baaaack.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Fuckin hell Hens! He needs to put a jumpscare warning before those photos! I’ll have nightmares!

ps Mario since you obviously read here, I’ve been following you for ages and you still haven’t figured out who’s a tattler and who’s not

 

[OhhBacon]

The just giving page has raised a grand total of £30.

Mario has 155 thousand followers. Mother Rendall herself has 23 thousand followers.

It really does show how fake the whole thing is. Mazda hasn't even donated nor any of all their other buddies on the app.
Fake arse fwends.

 

[geezabreak]

OMG I am pissing myself! This is just brilliant. Whoever wrote that review needs a Tattle star! And the fact they responded so nicely. Howling!
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I just had to go and read the review again and I literally can't breathe. The person who wrote the response must have been pissing themselves. Also. They probably thought MDM has learning difficulties and they would be right! Can I award the Tattle gold medal for services to Tattle right now. I would love to know who wrote the review I have my suspicions and I think it's one of our 'lovelies' !!!

The best bit was that 18 people found the review helpful

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Lovelies I went to see the bespoke band Blondie in ma home town during the week. I had ma wee sign and all

I Debbie Harris!
Ur power and talent is unmated!!

But everyone lookes at me like id two heeds so she is blocked! Her passions are nae ma passions anymore!
Capeesh??