A heid that resembles an 80 year old's baw sack ...disclaimer: wit ah imagine it wud look like, ah've no seen an 80 year olds baw sack, ahm no that auldHard of blackout blinds has ended me
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What the fuck is going on with his forehead he looks like a Klingon
I've seen hundreds of them. They ain't pretty and yeah, look just like Mario's forehead with the odd pube sticking out here and there. Bit like Mario's hairdo actuallyA heid that resembles an 80 year old's baw sack ...disclaimer: wit ah imagine it wud look like, ah've no seen an 80 year olds baw sack, ahm no that auld
If I manage tae live anither 9 years I'll report back oan whit ma auld mans bawsack luks like. I'll keep that photie fer reference purposesA heid that resembles an 80 year old's baw sack ...disclaimer: wit ah imagine it wud look like, ah've no seen an 80 year olds baw sack, ahm no that auld
Let's face it, bollocks are grim, let alone auld ones! Deflated, saggy, pendulum weights!I've seen hundreds of them. They ain't pretty and yeah, look just like Mario's forehead with the odd pube sticking out here and there. Bit like Mario's hairdo actually
Same vintage as me! Loved wating that after schoolHe’s like Willow The Fucking Wisp with the attitude of Evil Edna (showing my bespoke age here)….
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Thursday is change ya sheets hen.Hay Thuraday cunts! The bellend is quiet this morning....!
Hello ma lovely.I've seen hundreds of them. They ain't pretty and yeah, look just like Mario's forehead with the odd pube sticking out here and there. Bit like Mario's hairdo actually
Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps ya dirty mareI've seen hundreds of them. They ain't pretty and yeah, look just like Mario's forehead with the odd pube sticking out here and there. Bit like Mario's hairdo actually
Ah'm noo thinking ah might be young Madge here and no AuldIf I manage tae live anither 9 years I'll report back oan whit ma auld mans bawsack luks like. I'll keep that photie fer reference purposescanny see it bein ony worse than manios current napper situation
You're a bad baby gurul oor Madge. https://giphy.com/AxpvyWYDHuIH6Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps ya dirty mare
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Ah'm noo thinking ah might be young Madge here and no Auld
Here hen ahm no that auld, a just mairit an aulder manChanting youse fae the rooftoaps ya dirty mare
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Ah'm noo thinking ah might be young Madge here and no Auld
Auld enough tae be ma big sister, or if in Paisley ma grannyHere hen ahm no that auld, a just mairit an aulder man(only 5 years mind but still) so aye, um probably the auldest cunt oan this vile app
I do and I have experience of hunners of bollocks. All I can say is the bigger the age, the bigger the bollock. Sadly for Maz, the bigger the age the smaller the penis as it tends to get swallowed up by the mighty bollocks. Fun fact, biggest bollocks I ever seen weighed in at TEN STONEHello ma lovely.
I’m coming oot of ma Jo Malane (again!) to say I hope youse work in a medical field and no a brothel! So Aye. Also
Rather you than me hen. Wonderful work you do but no for me.I do and I have experience of hunners of bollocks. All I can say is the bigger the age, the bigger the bollock. Sadly for Maz, the bigger the age the smaller the penis as it tends to get swallowed up by the mighty bollocks. Fun fact, biggest bollocks I ever seen weighed in at TEN STONE
Ur u a gonad doctur hen?I do and I have experience of hunners of bollocks. All I can say is the bigger the age, the bigger the bollock. Sadly for Maz, the bigger the age the smaller the penis as it tends to get swallowed up by the mighty bollocks. Fun fact, biggest bollocks I ever seen weighed in at TEN STONE
And in bed when it’s day light, it was such a nice night last first in a while and he’s in bedFor someone who was going to be so busy for the next 2 weeks that he would “hardly be on this app” he sure does post a lot!
Nah. Just a nurse. And in the case of the extraordinary bollocks I was an interested observer! Bollocks are nae ma passionPartial to a male member of the species ah um. Dirty mare ah um tae but those things are not pretty. Look like baggy elbows. Not only eye bleach required noo hens ah need some brain bleach
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Ur u a gonad doctur hen?
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