Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

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Ratgrrl

cazellie said:
Ok so I’m a newbie here and I think the wiki needs translation tae. No?
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Good idea lol.The Lauren Goodger thread has a wiki that includes all her typos and what they mean lol.We need this for our Mazda.

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cazellie said:
Ok so I’m a newbie here and I think the wiki needs translation tae. No?
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Good idea lol.The Lauren Goodger thread has a wiki that includes all her typos and what they mean lol.We need this for our Mazda.
 
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AllieBee

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Caw1982

mrsbucket said:
God he's so awkward. Dancing with his breeze block heed looking down at the flair Whit a riot! And he's still bleating oan about his 'haters' aw these years later.
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Haters? Nah!!! He has much deserved piss takers. He’s far to tragic to hate.
 
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SuzyE

Shineyshine said:
I’m sure on the first video the other lad that’s dancing is that fool from NI who also jumped on the cleaning bandwagon. He was a right numpty an’ all. Can anyone remember his name? He used to mop his Mam’s carpets
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Our old cleaner at the office ran the mop over our carpet tiles after she vacuumed. She got some weird looks from client's that came in
 
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AllieBee

cazellie said:
Looks like his feet don’t move at all while he’s dancing
Is this Ava May another Hinch wannabe? She doesn’t look like a very nice person and seems to think she’s amazing ..
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She's full of plastic now looks like a sex doll. Hannah Chapman is her name. There was a live on her business account with Mario effing and Jeffing in in the front of her car and Dyslexic Deek in the back in his booster seat trying his best to read out the questions and getting them all wrong. And then Mario realised the cunts (us) had seen his live and asked him all sorts of questions and he went off on one. Was a really funny day on Tattle
 
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M33L4

I would love a Shartin Martin translator but would also love to know what Kerry Katona’s mean. Shine bright trolls.
 
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Ratgrrl

M33L4 said:
I would love a Shartin Martin translator but would also love to know what Kerry Katona’s mean. Shine bright trolls.
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It's a bespoke eye condition called Keratoconus.Only extremely adult boujee people get it.
 
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Turmeric123

M33L4 said:
I would love a Shartin Martin translator but would also love to know what Kerry Katona’s mean. Shine bright trolls.
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Shartin came from his bespoke IBS journey and Martin as we all think he looked more like a Martin than an Italian Mario
 
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mammaof3

The wiki has a section on his typos, sayings etc.

but it isn't as extensive as LG's, otherwise, I'd be on it all day and I'd feel a twat picking up on his low intelligence.
 
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FakeAF

mammaof3 said:
Here ya go ma lovelies/beauts.


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The one with Deek dancing in the scent ‘gingivitis’.
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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad said:
He apparently has a problem with his corneas which at one point he proclaimed he would be blind eventually (coroneas = kerry Katonas = kerries )
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Imagining Tattlers on Master Mind with their chosen subject being the language of Marion.
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AwwCosyWivDeek said:
AvaMay’s newest scent is a doop of the Mrs. Hinch/Lenor scent Vacay Vibes. She hasn’t tagged Hinch but used her name as a hashtag, and is using the Vacay Vibes name.

Surely Lenor clamp down on that kind of thing?

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The little suitcase charm is about the same size of case Maz took to Lindsay tae fit all his two pieces in! IYKYKIYDKGTK
Hard of cotton garments
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Madge2022

Get tae ken hens, oor baby gurl @mammaof3 huz a bougee section already in wiki, worth her gold in weight and salt.on earth, also.
 
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