Thought it was bits of cardboard on the table as placemats. BoujeeThanks Maria, it's been a blast
I just caught up on all the invaluable tipsJust watched the Lindsay Rotte dots of doom. Does he think self catering means eating out?Surely he would be best booking room only if he wants to eat out and experience “fine dining”
Roaring!I bet he claps when the plane lands.
And has a wee bag of Fox's mints to suck frantically on take off/landing.I bet he claps when the plane lands.
Bet he loves Jess Glynne #singithen #tuneI bet he claps when the plane lands.
Wha haha haha.. he definitely willI bet he claps when the plane lands.
And look a right knob! Still if he flies Ryanair next he will be in good company, that's the only airline where the stoopid passengers clap afaik. He will probably call it Raynair and think it's named after his catWha haha haha.. he definitely will
Teguise to rhyme with ‘breezy’ ma henThought it was bits of cardboard on the table as placemats. Boujee
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Just watched the Lindsay Rotte dots of doom. Does he think self catering means eating out?Surely he would be best booking room only if he wants to eat out and experience “fine dining”
Screaming at the captions trying to decipher Costa Teguise. Costa Tees, Costa Tegs and so forth.I thought it was pronounced Teguise to rhyme with disguise but one of youse can help me GTK as am hard of Canaries and have never been so aye. The National Park @Babybail93 mentioned looks up ma street, maybe Lindsat Rottie isnae so bad after all.
Mortified for him going on like he’s a travel expert.
Tug-eesy? Ma hen i didnae know but noo I've got tae knowTeguise to rhyme with ‘breezy’ ma hen
Now you’ve goat tae know!
He’s hard of height anaw hen.He’ll be telling us he’s always wanted to be cabin crew next but couldn't do it because he’s hard of hard work.
Mibbes that’s whit happens at reception at the extremely adults only hotel. So siTug-eesy?
tugeesy is whit he wanted aff denek after his malibu and coke and nae debatesMibbes that’s whit happens at reception at the extremely adults only hotel. So si
Also - stock up with a goodly supply of Tena Lady (other brands of pissy pad are available) Mebbe cover your keyboard/phone with cling film as well to avoid splutterage incidents.All you newbies are going to soon be discovering many things. @blueblue has helped you GTK about his obsession with salt and pepper pots. Some other highlights include:
His collection of hoovers. None are Hoovers. But there are many. They are usually found in random places as they get moved about for photos.
His seasonal stations. He's got many of those too. He loves a new mug too. Always buying them. Then giving them away. Then buying more.
He has an enforced nightly power down at 10pm.
We've had an Avamay free week. Prepare for that shit to ramp right up now he's back. YDKBNTGTK that it's actually his brand and he built it from the ground up.
All delivery drivers and postmen for Beirut towers are clearly on LSD because they all think his house (his word not mine. I prefer shoebox) is a dupe of Macys in New York, America.
He is the OG of Instagram. Factual. Again his words not mine.
YNTGTK. You will be in for a treat once you do.
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