Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

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SuzyE

Zofloragirl said:
What on earth is he saying? I heard - legs, primark, lilac. And why is deek where his school PE kit? What’s the point in telling us where the crap is from if he bought it last year?
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And Primark is hardly designer, so l wouldn't shout about it
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Several stories already. Proof that he can't stay off that app even on holiday. Sad bastard

 
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CrapEars

What’s that weird white line over his top lip? Has he had 0.000000000001ml of filler again and it’s somehow migrated?
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

CrapEars said:
What’s that weird white line over his top lip? Has he had 0.000000000001ml of filler again and it’s somehow migrated?
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That was the only bit he put sunscreen on. The rest of his face looks like its been in the air fryer on the max crisp setting. He has the lips of filo pastry, the fat slag.
 
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DollyTheLamb

Oh ma hens am pure bent in two with laughter at this thread today, showed Manio to mr lamb and he said that’s just wrong on so many levels
 
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ScottishMammy92

Derek absolutely confuses me...

Nothing about him says gay. He doesn't come across attracted to Mario in any way and he just seems infantile almost. Like all he's bothered about is football, playing fifa and collecting trolleys. He doesn't seem to have any friends or other interests. Other than following Mario round the same shops every other weekend they do nothing. I can't figure out what they're doing together at all...

Are we sure they're no a troll account? Is this one big bam up? Social experiment?

Looking forward to 7 days of last seasons primark what a Bank Holiday treat guys
 
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Wize Owl

No matter where NobNose says he’s on holiday judging by his sunburn he actually must be here…. Imagine being an alien running into him They’d never visit Earth

 
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Icantwiththesepeople

I’m so embarrassed for poor Deek having to stand there awkwardly while Mario tries to make a Primark outfit sound high class. It’s fucking Primark. You put it on, wear it around. End of story.
Why is he so out of breath, also??
 
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Status:PiningTheBog

blueblue said:
You're talking shite. Trying to say that wee non colour outfit next to the Calvin Clean dupe from Primark didn't turn you right on?
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Sorry to have to correct you ma lovely.

It’s bespoke monochrome harlequin.



in 2 shades
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Wize Owl said:
No matter where NobNose says he’s on holiday judging by his sunburn he actually must be here…. Imagine being an alien running into him They’d never visit Earth

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@Wize Owl youre here!!!!!
 
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Lilly Lou

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Cleaning with Mario #123 Looking grotty in Lanzarote (in the Canaries)
 
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Popper

Him filming the pool at night as if it’s the Maldives. I’m sorry, but all Marion’s holiday snaps so far scream additional needs.
 
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Daisy Uncle

I'm smiling on this dayn of dawn, yous'e bastid trolls trolling manio is worth it's gold in weight.
Bonjour aussi.
 
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Bee Sting

Naw hens wit the fuck is she wearingand shes pyure skelping rid like a lobster but am loving it, comedy gold.
The way she speaks to Deek? she needs a good hard swift boot to the poonanni
au revoir ma lovelies
 
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Babybail93

Are we all one hunner percent sure this isnae a wee “make a wish” foundation trip? I’m no seeing much evidence that it isn’t
 
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