I’m currently in that place Abroad, sitting in the sun in a 5* hotel and I’ve just offended a large group of people by saying, VERY loudly “fucks SAKE!” When I saw that anaemic “sausage”
Why can’t he cook even the most simple stuff, WITH a cookbook telling him what to do? Fucking moron.
I also chuckled cos I’m in the canaries, and thinking about Martin & Deek being here at this hotel & sticking out like a sore thumb made me laugh. But they’d never some somewhere like this. Basic bitch wankers.