Correct!!Hellllo, I’ve only recently started coming across Mario and I am confused: what exactly is his angle? He just seems to randomly post weird videos talking shite and never does any cleaning despite his name? Talks a lot about someone else’s labour ie the wax melts when it’s just his name? Seems obsessed with giving council flats a bad name? (I live one so not shade) he’s just…..odd? And pointless?
Excuse youse hen, he's goat Rayn the wean #capeeeshOh piss off "I deserve this" you can afford it so just buy it you bloody fanny!!!
I work 24/7 in that joab known as mum, UNPAID!
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The last sentenceHe’s going to hate the Jo Malone calendar.
(With apologies to @Babybail93 who I chant fae the rooftops but her passion for the JM advent calendar is no ma passion)
The products are tiiiiny. Handy for perfume when you want to add to a handbag, but he’ll lose them if he swings his B&M bag for life.
The candles are also very smell and won’t be big enough to show up in photos amongst all his clutter.
£350 spaffed up the wall, and he’ll be paying for it until 2024.
Welcome Ma lovely! You’ve pretty much got the measure of him already. So aye. AlsoHellllo, I’ve only recently started coming across Mario and I am confused: what exactly is his angle? He just seems to randomly post weird videos talking shite and never does any cleaning despite his name? Talks a lot about someone else’s labour ie the wax melts when it’s just his name? Seems obsessed with giving council flats a bad name? (I live one so not shade) he’s just…..odd? And pointless?
In Mario's defence, he will be able tae look back at his Jo Malone advent calendar when he's oan his deathbed. Literally it will be right next tae him - unopened and covered in 30 years worth of dust. Just like the rest of his out of date beauty products. It's a pyoor investment, also.When I'm laying on my deathbed I'll be able to look back on a life filled with happy memories, adventures and amazing new experiences. I couldn't imagine looking back on a life where the only thing I'd really managed to achieve is crippling debt and zero motivation to really do anything with the time I have.
Love itWell, this is apparently the contents, so spoilt it for you Mario.
I do like some of the Jo Malone products but prefer Diptyque.
- Ginger Biscuit 9ml
- White Moss & Snowdrop 9ml
- Orange Bitters Travel Candle
- Scarlet Poppy 9ml
- Wild Bluebell Body Mist 30ml
- Orange Bitters 9ml
- English Pear & Freesia 9ml
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt Hand Cream 30ml
- Cypress & Grapevine 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede 9ml
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt Body & Hand Wash 50ml
- Velvet Rose & Oud 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede 9ml
- Grapefruit Body & Hand Wash 50ml
- Wild Bluebell 9ml
- Myrrh & Tonka 9ml
- Peony & Blush Suede Lotion 50ml
- Silver Birch & Lavender 9ml
- English Pear & Freesia Body Crème 50ml
- Nectarine Blossom & Honey 9ml
- Lime Basil & Mandarin Exfoliating Shower Gel 30ml
- Oud & Bergamot 9ml
- Blackberry & Bay Hand Cream 30ml
- Lime Basil & Mandarin Travel Candle
- Wood Sage & Sea Salt 30ml cologne
I did buy in 2022 their advent box which was the same price as JM, but it was a treat to myself, as 2022 was a very crap year with 4 deaths in the family, so my reasoning was every day, opening up a box I would remember them.
Never again because it was not worth the money.
Looked better here. It was cosy and can imagine someone relaxing here. Not in that cold cube he has createdDerek's hoose before Mavis moved in .View attachment 2504177
I’m only referring to him as Mavis from now on!!Derek's hoose before Mavis moved in .View attachment 2504177
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