I've had my heating on past couple of nightsGot the heating on? Is it cold in Paisley then, its still about 20 degrees here I'm sweating ma tits off
Playing shops is his personality, the rest is a terrifying void he throws beige food into.Why are the products oh his bedroom shelf displayed like a shop?
Hannah needs a job my lovely because that wax melt shite she sells will not be around in a year. Factual. Also.Drives me mad when he calls it “my brand”. It is someone else’s business with your shit name added to a couple of boxes.
If I were Hannah I’d be getting the fat pissworm telt the noo
Playing shoaps and hooses like youse did (well I did) when primary school age #soayeWhy are the products oh his bedroom shelf displayed like a shop?
Lol. Misread that, thought you said wanking up!Hens I’m in that wee bespoke place abroad called Benidorm. Lying by the pool and thought il see what fat martins at while my other half is living his best life with the AirPods in listening to talk sport - boujeeee. Anyway, I just thought to myself, imagine fat Martin waking up in his wee council flat and looking forward to a day of cosy vibes under a blanket and maybe a wee spoons for lunch. Wow xo also xo
Omg I thought this was just me!!! It really grinds my gears how he says "my brand'. No maz. Its not your brand. You have just picked a scent out of a bottle and stuck your name on it!Drives me mad when he calls it “my brand”. It is someone else’s business with your shit name added to a couple of boxes.
If I were Hannah I’d be getting the fat pissworm telt the noo
Almost as irritating as calling the council bedsit a house.Omg I thought this was just me!!! It really grinds my gears how he says "my brand'. No maz. Its not your brand. You have just picked a scent out of a bottle and stuck your name on it!
Surely he can't make that much money from it? 6 quid a packet. He prob gets about 20p per pack sold. Dont hand your notice in at the police station just yet maz!
Get sum class and stay in yer ain lane, ah'm affronted fur youse.Omg I thought this was just me!!! It really grinds my gears how he says "my brand'. No maz. Its not your brand. You have just picked a scent out of a bottle and stuck your name on it!
BrilliantSee when the waines start school and you stick a wee label in their coat, lunchbox, pencil case and shoes with their name on it does that mean they have started their own brand?
Sorry.... getting back in my ain lane in my 3 bed semi detached. Smell the wealth. Also.Get sum class and stay in yer ain lane, ah'm affronted fur youse.
Deek and Beak spent a whole night at their bespoke tapas table in the cosy lounge sniffing lots of boattles tae get just the right scent and nae debates. It's cos they ur so talented perfumers that they make it look easy. Fun fact, perfumers are known as nez which is french fur nose. Martin's nose was born fur bespoke smelling.
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Don’t worry hen these cold autumn mornings with the smell of autum leaves make us all want to eat beige and sweet."Let's reset & get cosy"
AT 11AM IN THE MORNING?FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD!
Am crabbit the day, hens.....tired, still full of a cold and hungry for everything sweet, so it'll take a hell of a lot of willpower not to stuff maself with anything and everything sweet and beige and gain Marlon's lost 9lbs! #pray4me
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