Awryt hens, how are we aw oan this first dayn of Autumn (hawfwiy through September and so forth) Marion has blessed us aw wae the bespoke London Luxuries fragrance Autumn Leaves, av hid the same scent before masel, it smells like wet soil or that fresh cut grass/fresh flower smell, aw fousty n shit. Suppose he'll no know the difference wae the cunt washins givin aff the same aroma. Factual.
As far as Marionisms go there's no wan that is anymair less comedy gold than the other. As far as iconic Marion shit, its
Pepper Gate
Flashin the start caird and shovin auld grannies
The bent console table
The painted hall buzzer
The car air Freshener fur nae car
The Mario n Derek believes sleigh
The Bumhole wreath
The ring doorbell in a secure entry close
When he ripped his kitchen flair as an excuse tae buy a new machine
Stashuns. .everywhere
The big balloon arch that deflated 2 days later
The collapsin shelves
The Dyson hairdryer fur Baldylocks n his 3 hairs
The list goes oan hens.