They occasionally wear ties and pearl beads haha! Maybe I should get them sunflower lanyards so they can shart all around the pen also.
They occasionally wear ties and pearl beads haha! Maybe I should get them sunflower lanyards so they can shart all around the pen also.I’m getting the vibe that your cats are almost like gansta catsdripping in gold collars also
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Bet he wishes he had a bath right noo, best thinks when your no well
Right next tae the record player #chefskissJeez, he has turned into an old woman.
and how is a house a cat goes into a toy?
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Ah bet youse sit oan the shelf as well hauding a print oot oaf a photishoap oaf yer neighbours #factualWe've got a catio, best thing ever. It's a catio coming off the window with all shelves, which then goes into a 5 foot run, then into a larger catio. Full of shelves, scratch post, planters of catgrass, boxes, ropes hanging down with catnip toys, a human swinging chair and its covered in fairy lights. It's amazing. Smell my cats utter fucking wealth. Honestly they don't say miaow, they say wealth. They have real fur coats on too. Mr Best thinks the man next door is a knob, so he put a shelf in there right by their conservatory window, and my cats just stare in like the nosy bastards they are.
Did youse no huv hair earlier in your profile pic ma lovelieChop chop fat lad, Where's the Autumn reveal fae the Autumn King also?
Several seconds of our lives that we won't get backWhat the actual fuck is that video.
Acting like he's back fae a long stay in hospital following a miraculous recovery where he was given a 0.3% chance of survival.
And here's us thinking Martin was the weirdoThey occasionally wear ties and pearl beads haha! Maybe I should get them sunflower lanyards so they can shart all around the pen also.
Jesus mary Joseph (and Joseph) and the wee donkey, I didn't think he could look worse but there he goes, always lowering the bar through the flairboardsIt seems a wee bout of covid has flattened his hedgehog hair
It’s done nothing for his boiled egg eyes mind you 🫣
Moaning it’s hot while snuggled into a fleecy blanky. Moron, also.
He cannae hang it oan the ootsode hen for feart wan of the ear-less junkies will set those dried grasses alight when they try tae heat the meth spoons up. YDKBYGTK capeesh?Why does he have, what look like, three spy holes on his door? Did the council put them in too high and have to keep adding new ones?
We all goat tae know ahm just late tae the party ma lovelies. Been oan the lethalThat’s the inside of his door, ma lovelie. The top and bottom things are the inside view of the bolts holding on the outside knocker.
Youse see, oor Mario cannae hang a wreath on his front door for fear that the junkies would rob it so it needs to go inside, spining its light apon the high footfall area. Factual.
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Well why in God's name have we spent the last 3 years treating covid with injections... if only Chris Witty knew about the healing power of Horlicks and an autumn themed cheap blanket ehHave youse tried Horlicks, it's helped Martin?
Joking aside, hope you start feeling better soon xx
Omg I'm crying at the 25p comment. That's done me in today. This thread is hilariousMy cats are very spoilt as well. Our bengal cat has a bling bling collar which our daughter insisted we had to get him for his Christmas so instead of 50 cent Mr Timberlake has been calling him 25 pence
I've just checked and he has deleted it!Has Marion dirty deleted that story as ah canny see it ma lovelies?
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