Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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Hullo ma lovelies, av been living ma life like it should be lived. Ma pal spotted the gruesome twosome on Argyll St on Monday. Looks like all the castlevicchis have went straight tae Deeks arse.


He’s wan unfortunate looking cunt, also.
 
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Exactly this. Hannah is a nasty cow for this.

She could have told him to get dressed up as they were going somewhere nice,
Or, the rest of the 'circle' could have gone casual too.
They're not your friends Mario.
I disagree! How did the fact she was dressed up to the nines and deek wore a shirt and shoes not make him think to himself I better wear something fancy? Like where did they think they were going? For a McDonald’s?
All the talk about getting dressed up or putting on make up for special occasions and he made zero effort when his friend and partner had, nobody to blame but himself
 
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State of them carrying about bottles of juice wearing tracksuits.
 
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Blood hell hasny half!!
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Was yer pal really short like maz and deek or crouched down to get a bespoke angle?
 
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Woah it has as well! So they're a pair of fat bastards then
 
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That misfit maw person looks as though she melted on the fire
 
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I think he knew exactly what was going on. This whole aww I was so surprised I look like I’m going to Morrisons is a lot of shit. He just dosent have anything else to wear
 
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Probably flattened sitting on the concrete Lego sofa.
 
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Why does it look like they've coordinated their outfit.
How many coats, jackets, body warmers does one man need
 
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Hens you’ve absolutely nailed it with these last few pages. Nae debates. I’m still at that place Abroad catching up with a big bag of criss (you know how holiday criss just hit different) while the husband plays with the wean in the pool and you lot have me deceased. Husband keeps asking me what’s funny. How do I even begin to explain??
 
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Tell him its just for your circle ma hen
 
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