Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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Madge2022

Rickets McKnight

Ah didnae ken wee Deek and Martin still spoke tae his family, obviously oor Martin didni want tae compromise their security.

Wuz Krystal Meth a failed plasterer afore cake making?

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Thanks ma lovelie. My birthday was yesterday, nice tae ken ah'm taking the headlines oan Martin's actual hatch date, also.
 
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gilly31

bigmouth1927 said:
The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.
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Just got into trouble off the husband for screaming with laughter. His exact words ‘stop it! I feel a bit sorry for him. Is he no simple?’
 
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Runforestrun

bigmouth1927 said:
The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.
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Honestly can anyone imagine either of them giving a bj? Like it just doesn’t compute with me at all. They’re a sexual I think
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

bigmouth1927 said:
The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.
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Excuse me! Affronted! We've all agreed, this is a companion relationship only! There'll be no smashing love lengths intae any back doors, also!
 
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Caw1982

bigmouth1927 said:
The dry rub you mean?

I wonder whether Marion gives or takes? You can just imagine his lovely new bracelet jangling as hes getting pounded.
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Hahaha that made me laugh, annoying in even shagging, managing to sound like a windchime.
 
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gilly31

Runforestrun said:
Honestly can anyone imagine either of them giving a bj? Like it just doesn’t compute with me at all. They’re a sexual I think
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I’m sure cleaningwithMario would make wee deek shower first
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No wee sneaky hand jobs on the back of the mcgills or it will sound like the chorus of jingle bells
 
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DramaQueen79

The thought of them two pished and dry humping up the back of McGill’s bus on the way hame is giving me the boak
 
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Lyla001

Hang on a min- have they been for afternoon tea then a pizza later? Greedy fuckers .
 
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gilly31

DramaQueen79 said:
The thought of them two pished and dry humping up the back of McGill’s bus on the way hame is giving me the boak
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Those skinny jeans are too tight for any kind of dry humping. Even his wee footsy mushroom will be squished up with little room for any kind of ‘expansion’

I seriously wonder do you think he tucks it up for a more streamline look in his Tammy girl jeans?
 
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bigmouth1927

Imagine uploading every message to insta on your birthday. Sad sad twat.

He'll be wrapped up aww cosy and warum in his hoosecoat aboot naw. Boaby poking out at Deek.
 
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gilly31

bigmouth1927 said:
Imagine uploading every message to insta on your birthday. Sad sad twat.

He'll be wrapped up aww cosy and warum in his hoosecoat aboot naw. Boaby poking out at Deek.
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With poor wee Rayn praying to the cat gods that someone leaves a window open so she can get tae fuck away from her captors!

I pray for that wee cat every night guys!
 
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AllieBee

Awww back from me hols now and looking forward to a catch up of the birthday weekend. He's no had a party then hens? Just a family meal then got pished with Deek? Thought he had loads of mates?
 
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Lyla001

gilly31 said:
With poor wee Rayn praying to the cat gods that someone leaves a window open so she can get tae fuck away from her captors!

I pray for that wee cat every night guys!
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I bet shes created a little kitty poster to put up at the bedsit window ' free the feline' . In the hope that someone rescues her before theses cretins come home from the birthday celebration of the year
 
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geezabreak

Whatever happened tae the big make up tutorial he wis gonny dae fer his burthday weekend?
 
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gilly31

Lyla001 said:
I bet shes created a little kitty poster to put up at the bedsit window ' free the feline' . In the hope that someone rescues her before theses cretins come home from the birthday celebration of the year
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Morse code paw taps on the flair and walls hoping a neighbour would hear her crys for help!

Poor wee lassie doesn’t know the rest of the flats are empty with the pending demolition

Imagine the wee souls heart sinking as she hears the key turn as the door and Mario’s bangle jingle jangling
 
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