Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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Madge2022

menopausalmargrit said:
In Hannah’s birthday post she said she can’t wait to celebrate and spoil him so we are due 1,000 dots of doom over the next day or so.
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She must be daein community service, Martin is in his ain version of Shutter Island and nae debates. It's just too weird a life tae be true.

When is he going to work on her market stall, hope there's a lav nearby. #shartsontour
 
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gilly31

DramaQueen79 said:
Looks like his besties on her way to Beirut! Hope she booked a hotel cause if no its a night on the concrete sofa
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Hot from Ibiza straight to Seedhill!
What a fucking come down that is hen!

Hope she has a tracker and immobiliser on that Range Rover

I would like to take just a minute as tattlers to remember the last visit and take a few moments of prayer for the same level of humiliation and fun for us! Attached below some bespoke captured reminders
 

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Runforestrun

I will never understand the relationship between Marion and oor Hannah. I just cannot accept that she actually likes him. Not only likes him but has him representing her (the ex bf) company AND sleeps on the bumming fort sofas when she visits him!
 
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Ferguson

The one & only time I almost felt a teeny bit sorry for him
They were a set of nasty bitches.

Then I remembered he's the biggest nasty bitch of all & I was fine.
 
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HappyLittleSnail

I remember always wanting to keep my new trainers looking pristine for when the whole family fucked off for two weeks all inclusive in Majorca every year. But I was a 13 year old girl, not a 40 (or 41 by the time they go!) yeah old bloke!
 
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Ferguson

She's aww cosy ready for her bestie tae sleep over.
Criss, joos, colouring books.
 
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SuzyE

What a weekend this is going to be hens!. Thank feck I'm not out
 
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Lyla001

Where the hell is she gonna sleep? Bespoke camp bed in communal area amongst the needles and piss riddled stairs?
 
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Sloppys

Surely he should make some kind of effort and visit her?!! She was there for his other birthday and then she went up to him so she could escort him down to London. When has Maz ever made the effort to go to her? My uni friends are dotted all over and we mix it up a bit when we all get together so it’s not always the same person travelling so far.
Still think Ava May should sack him aff.
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Assuming Marion is back to work Monday? 9 days off and all he has done is have a family meal, shops, buy online, some more shops and put Autumm tat up. Seriously though why would you no go away for few days or so something you wouldn't usually do? What was stopping him from going down to H's?

I'm all for buying a pumpkin autumn scent candle, diffuser that's fine but 2 grown men decorating their FLAT in autumn tat, mugs, bedding, cushions it's just weird if you have young kids, nephew or nieces or grandkids then fine, it's literally for Instagram he does this for and no for himself because he said Halloween isnae for him but goes buys hocus pocus and witches hats lol.

Seen this on that vile app
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Ma lovelies has it been a year already since the neon yellow pepper? Wonder if he will have that out.
 

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SuzyE

Lyla001 said:
Where the hell is she gonna sleep? Bespoke camp bed in communal area amongst the needles and piss riddled stairs?
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She had the sofa last time, so she's got the thrill of the new brick sofa this time. Personally, I'd book myself in to a hotel
 
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LoopyHoopy71

menopausalmargrit said:
In Hannah’s birthday post she said she can’t wait to celebrate and spoil him so we are due 1,000 dots of doom over the next day or so.
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Ah hope she no planned a big night oot at The Ivy or the like. Marion only goes oot fur an oor max and is aww cozy an in bed by 9pm
She'll probably also be going tae visit the Steele family so it's no a totally wasted trip.
Didnae recall Claire wishing him Happy 40th unless I missed it.
 
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gilly31

I doubt she needs a bed she’ll be snorting lines of his bespoke side tables with wee deek by 7pm.

Yip I said it!
 
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AwwCosyWivDeek

If they were such great pals, he’d have spent his week off in Ibiza with her. What raver wouldn’t want to do that for their big birthday?
 
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Ferguson

SuzyE said:
She had the sofa last time, so she's got the thrill of the new brick sofa this time. Personally, I'd book myself in to a hotel
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And me, imagine the constant scent of sharts & cat piss masked by 19 diffusers, 6 plug ins, 12 candles & his ain wax melt.
 
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