Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise

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gilly31

By circle I think he means his self spiral where he sends himself empowering voice memos at 11.11 and 4.44.
 
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Daisy Uncle

That hideous blanket is crocheted, not knitted. Last seen in the Dingle's house in Emmerdale.
 
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Sophinch

Hannah is on her way up to the metal box to celebrate her favourite person ETA 17.17.
 
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MrsJustinTimberlake

Saw this and came running on here. So after his big declaration of “midnight and it’s autumn” he’s now saying next weekend. aye right you don’t read here Maz and see us all taking the piss out of you doing autumn during a late summer heatwave so if you do read this my message to you is: go and get a proper life you sad little prick, you don’t know what you’re missing
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DramaQueen79 said:
Looks like his besties on her way to Beirut! Hope she booked a hotel cause if no its a night on the concrete sofa
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I bet it’s no him

what’s the betting that he will think it’s him but she’s probably went and bagged herself a Scottish bloke and goes to a fancy hotel and never sets foot near Paisley
 

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Peachyunique

A wunner if Marion is away tae get in the criss and joos, or maybe a wee bespoke cheese board
 
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mrsbucket

For the avoidance of doubt....



Sounds like Maz and his leaky arse could do with a bit of pumpkin spice also.
 
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LoopyHoopy71

A 40 year auld man that's excited fur getting a box o kriss, colouring books and pens plus a crochet blanket fur his birthday. Oh. Ma. Days!
 
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gilly31

Peachyunique said:
A wunner if Marion is away tae get in the criss and joos, or maybe a wee bespoke cheese board
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Criss in a wee pumpkin bowl hunny! He has to use up his frazzles and chopsticks from his bespoke Amazon birthday hamper.
 
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AllieBee

Poor old Maz. Where were his circle on his birthday then? Not one of his 'circle' bothered to vist him, just palmed him off with crisps from Amazon, dead flowers and Auntie Doris's crocheted blanket that looks as though it stinks. And he was beside himself with gratitude for his manky cards and gifts that not one iota of thought went into. Still at least Hannah is on her way, he can get the cheeseboard out again with babybels and Primula cheese spread. Will Hannah be sleeping on the jazz stained, cat piss stained sofa? Lucky her.
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Do you remember last week, we were all fucking delusional insisting he'd be on holiday now. What's wrong with us. He really did wash his trainers 13 months in advance. Why would Marion take a week off to go on holiday, when he can take a week off and go to the shops, to buy leaves and mugs instead. No wonder she's scrubbed the ant farm this morning. Maybe she can take Hannah to get a pickle from fuck it Castelvecchi. Aye.
 
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SuzyE

Ah ha!. This is really yours isn't it, Mario. We all know you love a dupe

 
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Madge2022

GiftedNotFree said:
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what AGE IS HE!?!? A literal baby would get this. Dear god.
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Ah'm convinced he's in sheltered accommodation and wee Deek is his carer. The treatit meals are really the communal residents kitchen.
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Ferguson said:
Bet she's in the Home Bargains queue the day. Copying Hinch's purchases.
Aww wrapped up in winter clothes.
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Wearing his Pauline Fowler cardi ower his slug jaiket

Facebook thought ah'd be interested in these tights, that's the last time ah Google button mushrooms and nae debates.
 
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menopausalmargrit

In Hannah’s birthday post she said she can’t wait to celebrate and spoil him so we are due 1,000 dots of doom over the next day or so.
 
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