Ooh ah wunner if he kens aboot drinking water in that place abroad? Martio El Shartio will be bespokely blocking the 2* hotel plumbing up a treat!!Wunner if he's gone all inclusive.
Lining up at the weans section of the buffet for pizza, chips & nuggets.
100% they are going to be those people that go to the British pub for a roast / fish and chips / stake and ale pie and a pint for €5 watching Only fools and horses all dayHe is so going to hate that place called abroad. He will moan they speak funny and he can’t find a chippy anywhere. There isnae a Castleveccis in Lanza
He's gawn oan a bespoke jurrneh tae the post office to apply for a Spanish shart card.Ooh ah wunner if he kens aboot drinking water in that place abroad? Martio El Shartio will be bespokely blocking the 2* hotel plumbing up a treat!!
100% they are going to be those people that go to the British pub for a roast / fish and chips / stake and ale pie and a pint for €5 watching Only fools and horses all day
Bargain Brits abroad tv show is them to a tea
Spine bright ma lovies
I reckon the pint be a blue wicked or a mocktail pretending its a cocktail like ye did when ye were 13100% they are going to be those people that go to the British pub for a roast / fish and chips / stake and ale pie and a pint for €5 watching Only fools and horses all day
Bargain Brits abroad tv show is them to a tea
Spine bright ma lovies
Excuse youse hen back in yer ain lane. Oor Martin huz already packed his fan fur Lanzarote 2024, ah'm pyoor affronted fur youse. Sit doon and get sum class@HappyLittleSnail Bet he couldnae stretch the Klarna tae a room with air con so the wee wurum will be FUMMING
The bathLovelies. Divorce journee incoming. In a 5 star hotel in London (smell the wealthOr Booking.com bargin. Mr Caw has done a Mario, snoring in bed by 9.28. We even have a bespoke bath that's been overlooked. IYDKGTK.
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. Fuck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
Fucks sake! Im absolutely gone
Deek & beakWith the angles now
Wee Deek and Beak Lanzarote 2024!
Hay hen. Take this advice from oor Marion and so forth. Get rid. You should have least been bent over the bath, before he took to bed also.Lovelies. Divorce journee incoming. In a 5 star hotel in London (smell the wealthOr Booking.com bargin. Mr Caw has done a Mario, snoring in bed by 9.28. We even have a bespoke bath that's been overlooked. IYDKGTK.
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. Fuck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
Learn to count before you quote alsoHay hen. Take this advice from oor Marion and so forth. Get rid. You should have least been bent over the bath, before he took to bed also.
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We shud take a wee trip doon memory lane fur oor favourite Martin moments. A wee treat fur his 40th.Hay S A T R U D A Y
Hope youse are aw well.
My postman has just been.
Mind when oor Mas ran to the door when the postman knocked and showed him his boaby.
“Ahve had a pyoor wee bespoke break but get me hame fae a castlevechhi capeesh”100% they are going to be those people that go to the British pub for a roast / fish and chips / stake and ale pie and a pint for €5 watching Only fools and horses all day
Bargain Brits abroad tv show is them to a tea
Spine bright ma lovies
Slip those knickers off and get bent over that 5 star bath and get Mr Caw out his bedLovelies. Divorce journee incoming. In a 5 star hotel in London (smell the wealthOr Booking.com bargin. Mr Caw has done a Mario, snoring in bed by 9.28. We even have a bespoke bath that's been overlooked. IYDKGTK.
Sat watching 8 out of 10 Cats Countdown. Fuck me I could rip my tits off with boredom and I even got the Conundrum right.
On a side note i looked hot AF in my head and been a like a tribute act off Wish in the 90s bar
Aw hen, hope your wean picks up soon. It's already exhausting enough having a newborn to look after, without additional stress of illnessI’ve had a tough time lately as I’ve just had a wean and she’s no well also but I am clutchin ma beak this morning as she’s had some medical stuff come in the post, including her very own shart card
Hard to explain to mr Nellie what was so funny
anyway also this thread has really cheered me up the last few weeks and helped me get up and spine bright on ma newborn journey also
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